From the A-list to a List

Jason and I attended our first San Diego Comic-Con 13 years ago, but when we went in 2023, we hadn’t been since 2019, the last time it was held before COVID shut it down for two years. So, we weren’t sure if lingering crowd evasion would diminish the number of attendees. Then, just days before it started, SAG-AFTRA joined the Writers Guild of America strike. As a result, A-list actors, a massive draw for San Diego Comic-Con, canceled appearances making what to expect at the con even less certain. In the end, all this commotion may have deterred some, but it didn’t fundamentally change our con experience.

Attendees at San Diego Comic-Con in 2023 seemed fewer than normal, but was that due to the strike or the remnants of COVID? Hall H, which holds over 6,000 people, is often the center of the event as its panels feature the biggest stars. At one time, we devoted many hours to waiting in the lines to get into that room, until they became overnight affairs, and we simultaneously realized we don’t find most celebrities that interesting. We’d rather turn our attention to the real stars of the universe, the ones in space, and the scientists that study them. Fortunately, Hollywood’s turmoil is an Earth problem, and it had no effect on the presence of the people who focus beyond the confines of our tiny globe.

Before I move onto the details of the panels hosted by those space rockstars and others, I’d like to mention the key problem with attending con panels not headed by celebrities. Sometimes these non-star panelists act like they are speaking to an audience of rabid fans eager to hear all their personal tidbits with how long they spend relaying stories or credentials that have no bearing on the published topic. These individuals need to have a come-to-Jesus moment and realize that they aren’t Brad Pitt or Timothee Chalamet. (Take your pick of the heartthrob most relevant to your generation.) No one wants to listen to 20 minutes of boring backstory from some unknown person; attendees come to hear about the subject the presentation is supposed to be about. Keep this complaint in mind as it is relevant to my panel discussion below.

space stars
The folks from NASA were just as entertaining as any celebrities.

The first panel we attended was Comic Creation: Ask the Pros. Am I planning on designing a comic book you ask? No, but I was planning on attending the panel that came after this panel. Actually, it ended up holding my attention. The synopsis? People want a direct line to creators right now making crowdfunding an excellent way to go if you are attempting an artistic endeavor.

Our next panel, Exploring the Science in Science Fiction, featured my favorite kind of people, scientists. This group of aeronautical engineers, atmosphere experts, and specialists from NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory were passionate and funny as they discussed what is scientifically correct and amiss in sci-fi. What does sci-fi science get wrong? If you got sucked into space, you would not freeze instantly. Without an atmosphere, freezing is an impossibility not an inevitability. However, you would go unconscious in about 10-15 seconds. How could you improve your chances of surviving? Exhale to keep your lungs from exploding under the vacuum. Also, there are way too many asteroids in sci-fi space. Space is mostly empty.

It’s Alive Jim! Evolutionary Biology in Star Trek was our next panel. It included a paleontologist, evolutionary biologist, and a biochemist. These scientists debated which Star Trek aliens would be considered parasites. They also covered these burning galactic inquiries:

Q: How likely is it that organisms from different planets would all be humanoid?

A: Unknown, not enough data points.

Q: Could there be silicone-based aliens instead of carbon-based ones?

A: Not likely.

Q: Could Vulcans have green blood?

A: Absolutely, we see this on Earth often with insects. It just means blood proteins are bound to copper instead of iron.

Q: What life form is most efficient?

A: Worms are the most efficient life forms. Evolution leads to worms. Life forms that can waste less energy on entropy are the most successful… and that is worms.

In case it wasn’t obvious, we absolutely loved both these science panels that paired our fictional loves with gaining non-fictional knowledge.

The next day, we missed three panels we wanted to see due to crazy lines, rescheduling without notice, etc., but we made it to Girl vs. Boys vs. None of the Above after some time in a packed exhibit hall. This panel was aimed at discussing pop media and how well it currently represents gender expression and sexual orientation. I appreciated the young people on this panel willing to share their viewpoints. They made a lot of thoughtful comments about media only showing the sadness of the LGBT community not the joy or focusing on sexual identity/gender expression as the primary issue facing members of this group instead of portraying it as just one layer of complicated lives.

After another hour in the exhibit hall that afternoon, we went to a couple more panels. The first was Super-Smart Superheroes and Supervillains. This panel was hosted by Mensa, and all the panelists were members. Not familiar with Mensa? Mensa is a high-IQ society. To be eligible to join, your IQ must fall within the top 2% of the population as proven by a test. There is a big difference between an extremely intelligent person and a person who needs to prove they are an extremely intelligent person. The distinction? Ego. The Washington Post aptly stated it this way, “Mensa is not just a society for highly intelligent people; it is a society for people who want to belong to a society that tells them they are highly intelligent.”

While there were some interesting points made during this panel, for instance all villains are the heroes of their own story, it felt like the main objective was to stroke egos. This was apparent when the intros for the panelists took 12 minutes. With only 50 minutes to cover the topic, the panelists wasted nearly 25% of their time laying out in depth their amazingness and accomplishments. Yuck.

Additionally, many of the panelists seemed eager to prove they were the brightest person in the room by talking way too much or trying to sound like experts on everything. In contrast, the scientists we encountered the day before were just as smart (if not smarter), but they seemed passionate about science not themselves. So, while this panel had some intriguing moments, I think I’ll pass next time.

Afterward, we listened to the last half of the Deja Who: Multitasking Actors in Doctor Who. It wasn’t a bad panel, but the Q&A was monopolized by one audience member relaying stories not questions, and not particularly absorbing ones at that.

That brings me to my minuscule advice for panelists and attendees to make conventions as productive and engaging as possible: Panelists, stay on topic. Audience members don’t need to hear your full resume or life story. Attendees, don’t spend Q&A time rambling on about something no one else in the room cares about.

San Diego
If you go to San Diego and never venture outside the convention center, you miss a lot.

That concludes our con details, but what was our general mindset? As in other recent years, there was no manic urgency to our convention activities. We didn’t have our hearts set on attending any specific panels. If one was full, we just pivoted to another. This made SDCC much less stressful, though sometimes tiring. Changing course on panels often means weaving through mobs from one inconvenient spot to another inconvenient spot.

This mellowing allowed us to spend remorse-free time outside the convention center. We did runs and ate delicious slow-paced meals down by the water and shopped in the Seaport Village. Cali Cream Homemade Ice Cream became an evening ritual. FYI, the best flavor we tried was Graham Central Station with its chocolate-covered honeycomb.

We’ve altered our methods and views about San Diego Comic-Con over our years of attending. While we continue to have an appreciation for the nerdy ambiance, frantic fandom has been replaced by a steady interest in learning from experts and finding unexpected geek heirlooms in the exhibit hall. Therefore, the loss of the A-list didn’t faze us as we prefer the let’s-just-C-list anyway.

Behold My Birthday

For many, birthdays are a mixed bag as no one wants to be reminded of their slow, daily crawl toward senescence. I say, who cares about approaching senility, let’s start the party! Despite that attitude, my birthday falls amid much summer hecticness, which means it gets overlooked by most. However, my fantastic hubby and some of the other terrific people in my life more than make up for anyone else’s lack. Here’s how Jason and others compensated in 2023.

Due to the proximity of our birthdays, Jason and I decided a couple years ago we’d alternate which of us gets a birthday gathering with friends each year. Nevertheless, he immediately escaped from that plan by instigating a small outing with a few buddies to Red Door Escape Room in honor of me in a year that was supposed to have no such honoring. That boy! We did a double breakout with Once Upon a Time, the location’s second-easiest room, and The Gift, its second hardest. We got out of one but not the other. Our defeat wasn’t altogether a skill issue though, a key that was supposed to drop out of a cuckoo clock at one point got stuck, a fact we were not aware of, halting our progress. Our game master failed to notice this as our time diminished. Sure, I’ll blame it all on that.

The birthday celebrations proceeded with Jason and I enjoying a dinner at Bambara, which had recently reopened after a remodel and menu switch. I won’t say no to baked Alaska! That brings me to my actual birthday.

On my birthday, Jason made me chilaquiles for breakfast. Then, continuing our gluttonous trend, we stopped at Caputo’s Market and Deli for lunch on our way to hike Mount Van Cott. Mount Van Cott is short for a Utah peak at 6,351 feet. Normally this would be a downside, but with snow lingering in the higher elevations after our robust winter, it was a plus. Mount Van Cott is located just beyond the University of Utah and was named for Lucy May Van Cott, the first Dean of Women there. Given this mountain’s proximity to Salt Lake City, you’d think it would be crawling with people, but we only saw four humans at a distance during our climb.

Mount Van Cott
Mount Van Cott provides an urban overlook rather than majestic mountain scenery.

Did we like the hike? Yes, with some reservations. The many trails crisscrossing and circling the area made staying on the correct path tricky. We arrived at Cott’s apex with the help of some online GPS maps. The route we ended up taking wasn’t what we’d planned, but it got us there with four miles of hiking total.

That night, my sister and some of her family came over for Thai takeout. Besides all that, which should have been enough festivities for even the biggest birthday divas, I had a celebratory lunch with a friend the day before my birthday, and, following my birthday, I had two more. One of these was at the park, a beloved tradition that began during the height of COVID and has outlasted that uncertain time.

Birthdays can become demanding, even for the gastrointestinal system, and the timing of mine increases that potential. However, good food, beautiful scenery, outdoor moments, brain-stimulating activities, and hanging with friends will always be appreciated no matter how decrepit I get.

Sounds Fishy Part II: Fossil Butte National Monument

There’s a lack of information about Fossil Butte National Monument online, probably because there’s a lack of tourists visiting it. I like tourist attractions that lack tourists, so I am going to share my experience and advice about this one.

Fossil Butte National Monument is near Kemmerer at elevations between 6,600 feet and 8,000 feet. Why does that matter? Studies have found that for every 1,000 feet of altitude you ascend, you gain an 8-10% increase in ultraviolet ray intensity. Translation? Expect to get more sunburned at Fossil Butte.

The electrolyte and fluid makeup of the body changes at higher altitudes prompted in part by hormonal alterations and fluid metabolism modifications. These changes can lead to increased urination. Translation? Dehydration is more likely at Fossil Butte. While I feel I should share those cautions, they aren’t the inconveniences we noticed most at the monument. The mosquitoes, on the other hand, we definitely noticed.

sego lily
Sego lilies grow in the high desert.

The average amount of time a visitor that’s “really into fossils” spends at Fossil Butte, according to Trip Advisor, is 40-45 minutes. We spent nine hours there. Does that mean we are completely bonkers about fossils? Maybe, or maybe we just don’t have TikTok-sized attention spans. Either way, if you like to explore, it’s easy to spend a day at the monument.

At the monument’s visitor center, impressive fossils are on display. There are even coprolite exhibits in the bathroom. If you understand why that’s hilarious, this monument should be on your must-see list. There are also ample opportunities to learn at the center. We went to a ranger program, If Rocks Could Talk, and watched a couple short videos on the park’s fossils and quarries.

Afterward, we went hiking on a few of the monument’s five trails. There is next to no information on the internet about the hiking trails in the park, so here’s my contribution to online knowledge. There are two maintained trails in the park, the Fossil Butte Nature Trail and the Historic Quarry Trail. The park’s three unmaintained paths are Cundick Ridge, Eagle Nest Point, and Rubey Point. Here are the deets on the three paths we did… and another great opportunity for me to remind you to bring your DEET.

Fossil Butte Nature Trail

We were expecting this trail to be overly tame and lame, as “nature trail” is often code for a route that barely qualifies as hiking. Instead, we found a delightful path through an aspen grove and up a sagebrush steppe that was draped in emerald and rainbowed by ample wildflowers. We counted 34 distinct flowering species as we climbed, including sego lily, larkspur, flax, arnica, and Indian paintbrush. The trail is 1.5 miles and leads to a viewpoint overlooking the monument. While it is short, it heads uphill for a significant portion of its length, making it a decent workout. The mosquitos are persistent in a few sections, even in the middle of the day, so spray yourself down! This was our favorite of the hikes we completed at the monument. It was also the only footpath there we saw other people on. We came across two groups on it. So crowded! Not!

natural embellishments
The Fossil Butte Nature Trail was brightened by over 30 kinds of wildflowers.

Cundick Ridge Trail

Although we couldn’t find much information on the unmaintained trails in the monument, we decided to attempt one of them. All three paths are on old dirt roads. Two, Cundick Ridge and Eagle Nest Point, start at the same spot and later branch. Rubey Point begins just a few minutes from the others. We drove by all three, and Rubey looked more overgrown, so we opted to try one of the others. As we began walking down the road for the other two, we commented that it was in pretty good shape for an “unmaintained” path. That opinion didn’t last.

The Eagle Nest Point fork looked overrun and faint, so we opted to head toward Cundick Ridge. Although the path remained obvious during the entire hike, sections were being reclaimed by tall grasses very successfully. The trail passes a power station or cell tower or something along those lines about a third of a mile from its end. After that, it becomes much less distinct, probably because the only vehicles that have traveled it in years have come to access that technological apparatus.

Cundick Ridge
Fossil Butte has a singular look, which can be appreciated at the endpoint of the Cundick Ridge Trail.

The overlook at the terminus of Cundick Ridge, a windy endpoint, provides extensive views of the area. We saw no hint of humans from that vantage point or anywhere in route, which was a plus.

This trail is mostly flat, with just a few small hills. If you want a laid-back, secluded path and don’t mind wandering through vegetation, this could be a great option for you. As I have some issues with grasses, my calves became itchy from brushing against them repeatedly, but the reaction was manageable. Although the monument’s website claims this path is two miles, it turned out to be 2.5. This was the only hike we did at Fossil Butte on which we didn’t get bombarded by mosquitoes, probably either because of the higher elevation, wind, or lack of water.

Historic Quarry Trail

This hike is 2.8 miles if you include the spur to the quarry, which I’d recommend doing. If you are intrigued by the history of fossil collecting in and near the park, this is a terrific trail choice. If you hate mosquitoes, you may like it a little less. They swarmed us in certain spots undeterred by our layers of repellent.

Historic Quarry
This quarry was only utilized for three years before the formation of the monument in 1972.

The quarry accessed by this route was excavated for three years prior to the creation of the monument in 1972. The path also passes the tiny cabin of a fossil collector named David Haddenham who made a living off that pastime for 50 years starting in the 1910s. Plenty of informative signs and the chance to visit a genuine quarry make this a compelling path. Like the trek before, we encountered no other hikers.

David Haddenham’s cabin
This small A-frame cabin was built by fossil collector David Haddenham in 1918 for his seasonal fossil hunts.

Fossil Butte is fantastically uncrowded. If you prefer a peaceful hike to a flashy one, this might be your kind of place. I’d plan for more than 45 minutes though… like 8 hours and 15 minutes more. And don’t forget the repellent!

Thus ended our outing to Kemmerer. If you are the curious sort, it’s a magnificent place to go fishing.