FanX 2023: Scooby Who?

Zoinks! Like, wow! FanX is practically more mouthwatering than an onion and bologna sandwich!

Although regular attendees, in fall of 2023, Jason and I couldn’t go to all three days of Utah’s nerdiest con. However, over just Thursday and Friday we covered all the basics. We caught up with family members, learned about NASA quests, celebrated some Saturday cartoon classics, and wandered aimlessly through the exhibit hall for hours. Obviously, we also consumed delicious food because you can’t investigate pop culture on an empty stomach.

I am awesome, yes!
We can pretend to be a-kickers with the best of them.

One of my favorite parts of Thursday was the Explore with NASA room. There, we talked with experts about Artemis, Perseverance Rover, and the retrieval of space junk. I asked “Why?” and “What?” more than Arthur Dent as NASA’s scientists managed to bring some sense to this untidy galaxy.

Like, you wouldn’t want to leave your stomach emptier than a piggy bank the day after Christmas, would you? That’s why another preferred piece of our Thursday was pizza with company. That company came in the form of a niece, her boyfriend, and boyfriend’s brother. Eating dinner with fellow enthusiasts after a long day at FanX to discuss everyone’s most exciting pop encounters is a tradition. Settebello didn’t have sauerkraut and sardine pies, but we did alright with jalapeno and pear. Our niece seemed thrilled to talk fandoms with us… and of course have us pay for her meal.

Starved space
Like, do they have chocolate-covered hot dogs in space?

We had a lot to talk about because that first day we had also gotten autographs from Ken Page (Oogie Boogie), Jim Cummings (Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Darkwing Duck) William Zabka, Gates McFadden, and Ralph Macchio. All were very gracious.

On day two, we donned our Scooby-Doo and Shaggy costumes, our first time wearing them at a con, in honor of FanX guest Matthew Lillard. Lillard has been the iconic voice of Shaggy in multiple live action and animated Scooby-Doo films. Dressed as these cherished characters, we also got a photo with Alex Kingston, Arthur Darvill, and Karen Gillan. Yup, it was basically a Pond family photo crashed by the hungrier side of Mystery Inc.

Matthew Lillard and Inc.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

As we navigated the con, all the Doo crew devotees who recognized us were rewarded with a bag of Scooby Snacks because, like, the grooviest thing you can do for a fellow creature is stock their belly.

In addition to fixing fellow attendees’ munchies, we solved the mystery of what can be done with the time equivalent of a full night’s rest that isn’t restful. The exhibit hall is a con highlight and massive time vortex. Jason and I wandered it from noon to eight, eight hours, on our second day. There, a nephew and I got matching “I am Kenough” temporary tattoos, and Jason and I got less temporary fan merch.

Ponds and pups
A Pond sandwich tastes almost as good as a pickle and banana one.

While we might have been a little heavy on snacks and exhibit hall, we were a little light on panels. The Christopher Lloyd panel and 20 Years of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Good, the Bad, and the Haunted were the only ones we attended. The Christopher Lloyd panel lasted just 20 minutes. There, we learned that FanX would be his final appearance at a con. He had a lot to say about climate change and his fears regarding it.

That sums up our 2023 FanX. Like, it was kind of like eating a heaping plate of anchovy and banana lembas bread- a pungent yet satisfying blend of the sugary, savory, and nerdy.

The Hunt for Huntsville

In my opinion, random adventuring to less-frequented spots can often exceed vacations to the obvious. That opinion is how a trip to Huntsville materialized in the fall of 2023. Where or what is Huntsville? Huntsville is a tiny town near Ogden, Utah and Snowbasin Resort with a population of around 600. How did I hear of this little place? I happened upon an article about the Shooting Star Saloon, the oldest continually operating bar west of the Mississippi, which is located in Huntsville. That ignited my curiosity about this local legend I’d never heard of, and the rest is two-year-old history. Here are the details on this random trip and its not-so haphazard outcomes.

Shooting Star
The Shooting Star became a saloon in 1879 and survived 14 years of prohibition.

As just mentioned, after I came across a newspaper article on the Shooting Star Saloon, I decided to build a trip centered in the Huntsville area as a gift to Jason. Following a little research, I had an active but mellow weekend getaway devised.

We stayed at the Valley House Inn, a B&B that was built in 1872 and has served as a hotel, B&B, and restaurant for a large share of its 150+ years. It was romantic, quirky, and unique, a fitting lodging for an unusual town.

Valley House Inn
The Valley House Inn was built in 1872 as the home of Huntsville’s first mayor.

As Huntsville is close to Ogden, we chose to start our weekend by sampling some of that city’s varied cuisine. Tona Sushi Bar and Grill, voted one of Utah’s best sushi restaurants, was a welcome treat our first night. It is not overrated. Their Caterpillar Roll, a standard at sushi establishments, was the best I’ve eaten.

After checking out the Farmers Market Ogden the next morning, we headed up to Causey Reservoir and the Skull Crack. The Skull Crack Trail, which winds through Skull Crack Canyon above the shores of the reservoir, heads uphill and then descends to the Right Fork South Fork of the Ogden River on a route that is 4.7 miles RT.

Causey Reservoir
No motorized vehicles are allowed at Causey Reservoir, which is why it is so popular with paddleboarders.

The first part of this hike isn’t very scenic and noise from the reservoir, which is popular with paddleboarders, distracts. However, the farther you go, the more scrub oak gives way to aspens and conifers. Its end, at the Right Fork South Fork of the Ogden River, is the best part, despite it being a mouthful.

kokanee salmon run
This only happens in mid-September. We were super lucky but didn’t know it.

As soon as we reached the river, we noticed an abundant number of bright scarlet fish with silvery sage heads in the water. What were these fish, and why were they here? The piscine scene was wholly unexpected. Unbeknownst to us at the time, Causey Reservoir’s kokanee salmon, freshwater relatives of sockeye that were introduced in 1992, were in the height of their salmon run. This run happens every fall, peaking in mid-September. Although we stumbled upon this occurrence not because of careful planning but just dumb luck, we relished it all the same.

just hanging
You are never too old to appreciate a good tree swing.

That evening, we ate hamburgers at the Shooting Star Saloon. As I already mentioned, it is the oldest continuously operating bar west of the Mississippi and maybe Utah’s oldest business. It survived 14 years of Prohibition by closing rapidly whenever officials were nearby. Plus, its owners tolerated occasional jail time. The Shooting Star’s ceiling is covered with about $14,000 of cash, mostly dollar bills. Buck, who held the record for being the largest St. Bernard in the Guinness Book of World Records for seven years at 298 pounds, guards that cash. He died in 1957, and his head has been watching over the saloon ever since from its mount on the wall.

We spent the next afternoon at Snowbasin Resort. The resort’s SnowWiesn Oktoberfest, a Bavarian-themed fall festival, was going on, so we sampled pretzels and streusel and bought a few crafty items before heading up to the top of the mountain on the Needles Gondola.

Mount Ogden
From the ridge of Mount Ogden, one can see all the way to Nevada.

Since the Ridge Trail (1.0 mile) and Cirque Loop (0.4 miles) are so close to the gondola, we started our explorations with them, but that’s not where we ended them. The Ridge Trail goes, not surprisingly, to the ridge of Mount Ogden but not quite to its 9,579-foot apex. This path’s views are satisfying even without the summit, but our desire to hike wasn’t entirely satisfied.

The Needles Gondola stops operating at 4:00, but the sun doesn’t. Hence, we decided to stay on the mountain past 4:00 and trek the 4.1 miles to the bottom. It was cool to see some of our favorite runs sans snow. We did 5.9 miles total and reached the base about 7:30, half an hour before dark. We had considered doing an extra 4+ miles on the John Paul Trail but had wisely decided we wouldn’t have enough time.

Snowbasin
Snowbasin, located on the eastern slopes of Mount Ogden, was the host of the downhill ski races during the 2002 Winter Olympics and is scheduled to host them again in 2034.

A dozen paragraphs were needed to describe all the happenings in a place where some would say nothing happens, so don’t dis the random. Random explorations can lead to catching accidental salmon runs, naked ski runs, and shooting stars. Even in a small town, random can be rad.

Hitting the Salt Wall: Dusk to Dawn 2023

In fall of 2023, Jason and I participated in the Dusk to Dawn Relay + Ultra for the fourth time. One of the reasons we love this race is that it isn’t just a race, it’s a blast. On this occasion, the event took a literal interpretation of that cliched expression.

Before I talk about our 2023 Dusk to Dawn experience, allow me to go back a tad further and give a brief background on the Bonneville Salt Flats starting from the beginning of time. The Bonneville Salt Flats are the desiccated remains of Lake Bonneville, an inland sea that once covered most of Utah along with parts of Idaho and Nevada in water up to 1,000 feet deep. It formed about 30,000 years ago and dried up at the end of the last ice age.

a briny barricade
As we neared the salt flats, we could literally see a barricade of salt hovering in the skies.

The Bonneville Salt Flats aren’t the largest salt flat in the world, that brackish honor belongs to Salar de Uyuni in Bolivia. However, Bonneville’s 30,000+ acres offer plenty for the imagination and the camera lens. They flood nearly every spring transforming the area into a shallow lake. When this fluid dries up around July, it leaves behind a perfectly level and shockingly bright swath of sodium chloride up to 60 inches deep, a running surface unlike any other. Now, the table salt is set for our Dusk to Dawn discussion.

At 2022’s Dusk to Dawn, the weather started out scorching before the sun went down. In 2023, temperatures began cool, only in the 80s. That sounds like a drastic improvement until you factor in the wind. High winds are common on the salt flats as there is nothing for miles to break gusts. However, that evening a brewing storm was causing even more than the typical unbroken havoc.

grin and salt it
Life isn’t about perfect conditions. It’s about perfectly enjoying the conditions you find yourself in.

What do I mean by more than typical? I’m talking 40 MPH. Beyond being a nuisance, the air currents were a formidable obstacle to movement. Running against them required much more effort than running uphill. It wasn’t just being blasted by 40 MPH gusts that wore us down though, it was being blasted by 40 MPH gusts packed with salt. It was like trying to push against a tornado inside a saltshaker. We earned our Wheaties that night. Also, it drizzled off and on. The worst of that rain, a downpour, happened while Jason and I were taking our scheduled nap in the middle of the night, so at least the two of us missed that.

Our six-person team encountered other obstacles. One teammate, a teenager, had a cold and was even less inclined to be motivated than adolescents normally are. Another teammate twisted his ankle on the bumpy (recently wet) surface during his second lap, the first lap of the two-hour block assigned to him and his partner. It took 37 minutes for him to complete that loop, and he was out of commission the remainder of the night. The rest of us had to compensate.

appreciating the unexpected
Even in the middle of the night and in the center of a salt storm, experiences can be appreciated.

Jason and I ended up doing six loops each, 12 miles apiece, like all members of our team except the snotty teenager, who did 10, and the hobbler. My times per loop ranged between about 20 and 22 minutes. That’s not great, but given the aforementioned saltshaker, it was acceptable. As usual, Jason was quick with lap times between 15 and a half and 16 and a half minutes.

Like the previous year, our group was divided into two teams. The other team halted their circling in the middle of the night for about four hours giving them a chance to take naps and complete 15 loops (30 miles) in total. This also gave them the chance to come in last out of the 10 six-person teams. Their times per lap ranged widely from 17 minutes to nearly 37 minutes.

an appetizing environment
The salt flats are a savory spot for pictures.

Times weren’t the only highly variable component of this race. Near 3:30, hints of the almost full moon started to peek out from behind the curtains of sodium chloride we’d been tangled in all night. By 4:00, that orb was fully exposed turning the briny ground into a shimmering sea of reflected moonshine.

How did our team do? There were a lot more participants in the race this time, 24 ultra runners and 22 teams, making the event more competitive. We finished fifth out of the 10 teams in the six-person category with 62 miles completed, which was our placement the prior year. Was our lack of position improvement a byproduct of the increased participation? I wish I could say yes, but, despite the boost in entrants, the number of six-person teams did not change from 2022. So, why?

Na Squad +
Our group has grown with each successive Dusk to Dawn.

Before seeing the results, we had anticipated that we’d done better, probably because we had worked harder. It turns out, working harder does not directly correlate to moving faster when a resolute headwind is part of the equation. While we didn’t exceed our team best for Dusk to Dawn, 64 miles, or our previous year’s mileage, I can safely say we did exceed our record for perseverance in uncomplimentary conditions.

I was once told that life’s notable moments are either good memories, when things go according to plan, or good stories when they don’t. My impressions of 2023’s Dusk to Dawn will remain a flavorful mix of both.