Un-living It Up

The undead like to liven up their lack of living once in a while.

You might as well make the most of your reanimation. If you're not oozing, you're snoozing.
You might as well make the most of your reanimation. If you’re not oozing, you’re snoozing.

We zombies of the greater Salt Lake City area got together a few weeks ago for fun in the form of the SLC Zombie Walk. This 7th annual rot trot involved shuffling around downtown in a dribbling horde while muttering “brains” now and then just to shake things up a bit. Yup, it was epic.

Hundreds of corpses stumbled into Washington Square ready to begin their gruesome tour of downtown.
Hundreds of corpses stumbled into Washington Square ready to begin their gruesome tour of downtown.
Most zombies don't object to the narrow-mindedness that they regularly encounter. They'll take a mind any way they can get it.
Most zombies don’t object to the narrow-mindedness that they regularly encounter. They’ll take a mind any way they can get it.

Those still breathing found our entertainment amusing too. We encountered cameras everywhere, along with many curious and startled faces.

Jason's version of a zombie looks a lot like what might happen if a rancid steak met a cheese grater.
Jason’s version of a zombie looks a lot like what might happen if a rancid steak met a cheese grater.

Posthumous rowdiness happens; you don’t have to be living to truly live.