Ahh the Grand Canyon, grand in size and grand in guest size. This post will be all about that mammoth tourist attraction and how we experienced both its legendary beauty and bevies.

For those who haven’t visited the Grand Canyon before, the subtleties of the many viewpoints and the shuttles circulating between them can be confusing and overwhelming, especially when you add a large volume of people. We were still perplexed about how everything worked after reading 200 pages of a travel book.

To orient ourselves, we decided to park at the first available place, which turned out to be the visitor center, and then hit the Rim Trail. The Rim Trail is a paved path that goes along, you guessed it, the rim of the canyon. You can follow it for up to 13 miles one way to connect a slew of overlooks. When you get tired, you can jump on one of the free shuttles to hitch a ride back to your car. Unless you were dumb and parked at the visitor center. Many of the shuttle bus routes don’t go that far, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Jason and I joined the Rim Trail at Mather Point, probably the most popular vantage point in the Grand Canyon due to its proximity to the visitor center. The outlooks were impressive; the people were annoying. We pressed onward through Yavapai Point, Grand Canyon Village, Maricopa Point, and Powell Point. The Rim Trail is easy, more like walking than hiking, but instead of speeding us up, that slowed us down. Why be in a hurry if you are only rambling along a crowded precipice? The Trail of Time also slowed us. A 1.3-mile portion of the Rim Trail covers 2.1 billion years of geological history going back to the genesis of the canyon. We were so distracted by the signs and rock samples around us that walking just over two miles took us roughly 2.5 hours. Ridiculous! Nothing like two billion years to make your seconds seem meaningless.

Although the Rim Trail was busy in spots, we still attained a few solitary moments. We found a comfortable stone out of the way to sit on and discuss the rock layers before us as a California condor glided soundlessly over our heads. It was perfect until we turned around and realized dozens of people had decided to follow suit.

Finally, we reached Hopi Point where we witnessed a beautiful sunset held curiously high in the sky due to rock buildup from the last two billion years blocking the sun. Afterward, we thought we had time to take the shuttle back to our car before it got dark. Nope, we did not as the shuttle would never take us completely back to our car. (Remember my comment above about the limitations of the shuttle service?) That’s how we ended up on the Rim Trail again sans sunlight. This unexpected 2.2-mile stroll had some perks though. We sat down on a bench to momentarily admire the setting and realized the stars over our heads were more prolific than chocolate chips in a Nabisco factory. Plus, apparently no one else was ill-informed enough to park rashly as we had, so we had the trail almost exclusively to ourselves.

We had one more day to spend in the Grand Canyon, and we elected to use the first part of it hiking the South Kaibab Trail down to Ooh Aah Point. Although this portion of South Kaibab covers only 1.8 miles, it dips 1000 feet into the canyon and is considered strenuous. The huffing and puffing we heard from uphill hikers as we descended made us afraid of our unavoidable climb. We were pleasantly surprised to find our upward journey not a big deal. In fact, we chose to hike back to the visitor center afterward rather than wait in the long shuttle line at the trailhead. Another 2.2 miles past Yaki Point and Pipe Creek Vista, and we were again at our car and ready to head down Desert View Drive.

Desert View Drive, for some reason, doesn’t get the tourist traffic other sections along the South Rim do. For that reason alone, it is worth visiting, but there are plenty of others. Our first stop was the Desert View Watchtower, which was designed by architect Mary Colter in 1932 to resemble the structures of the Ancestral Puebloans, the desert’s main occupants a thousand years ago. The inside of the Desert View Watchtower was closed, and the viewpoint itself had just reopened after a year-long closure due to concerns about tourists passing through the adjacent Navajo Nation and spreading COVID. It was a shame to miss the Southwestern art inside the tower, but the prospects were still outstanding. We left Desert View to check out Navajo and Lipan Points. Then, we returned for the sunset.

What was our consensus on the Grand Canyon? It was a little too popular to be completely pleasant. Although it didn’t have its typical onslaught of international sightseers during our visit because COVID was still causing travel hesitancy, it was busy. I can only assume that normally it is a madhouse. With that many tourists, you might guess the bathrooms get messy and gross. You would be right. Surprisingly, for its size, the Grand Canyon doesn’t have many hiking trails. However, the viewpoints are plentiful. If you’ve seen one of these, you definitely have not seen them all. The canyon looks remarkably different from each angle, so taking in a dozen overlooks doesn’t feel like the holiday equivalent of Groundhog Day. Most visitors wouldn’t know that though because the average stay in the Grand Canyon is only four hours.

After our time in the Grand Canyon, we were ready to move onto lesser-known attractions. In those, we discovered places we preferred to that renowned ravine. Come back to learn what could be better than the sixth-most visited national park in the United States.