Going Glacial Part I: Day 1 & 2

Jason gets a paid week-long vacation every year courtesy of his employer. Yes, the actual vacation is reimbursed, not just the time off. This year, Jason and I fancied using our free ride to see Glacier National Park in northwest Montana. Although many of our acquaintances questioned the coolness of this destination, you don’t need to be a genius to realize that coolness kind of comes with glaciers. Duh.

We canoed along Whitefish Lake's tranquil shoreline. Our rowing skills were lacking but the scenery was not.
We canoed along Whitefish Lake’s tranquil shoreline. Our rowing skills were lacking but the scenery was not.

Although experiencing Glacier National Park was the primary purpose of our trip, we didn’t head there directly. Instead, we stayed a couple of nights at a waterside lodge in Whitefish, a friendly little town about half an hour from the park. Whitefish is primarily a tourist spot with Whitefish Lake attracting visitors in the summer and Whitefish Mountain Resort bringing skiers in the winter. Its easy-going attitude was instantly decompressing. Hello relaxation!

Just another scenic stop on Danny On.
Just another scenic stop on Danny On.

On our first afternoon, we decided to rent a canoe and paddle along the shore of the lake. We aren’t canoeing experts and we were pretty inefficient rowers but we had a great time gliding slowly through that watery landscape.

Wild huckleberries were in season and prolific along Danny On. I helped myself to quite a few of them as we hiked.
Wild huckleberries were in season and prolific along Danny On. I helped myself to quite a few of them as we hiked.
On Danny On we passed through woods full of mist and forest secrets.
On Danny On we passed through woods full of mist and forest secrets.

We spent the following day stepping on Big Mountain via the Danny On Trail, the most popular footpath in the Flathead Valley. Danny On attracts about 14,000 hikers every year but it wasn’t crowded when we trekked it. That’s probably because tendrils of clouds were tenaciously clawing their way up its slopes of pine and wildflower, threatening to unleash their moisture at any moment. Fortunately, rain didn’t materialize much out of that dense haze. The scenery, enshrouded in vapor, was dreamy but it provided more than just a feast for the eyes. Wild huckleberries, growing abundantly and ripe on the hillsides, warranted frequent tasty stops.

I captured Whitefish Lake blushing from the nearness of the sinking sun.
I captured Whitefish Lake blushing from the nearness of the sinking sun.
Surprisingly, crossing these skinny boardwalks up in the trees didn't freak me out.
Surprisingly, crossing these skinny boardwalks up in the trees didn’t freak me out.

After our hike, we hooked in for a Walk in the Treetops at Whitefish Mountain Resort. A Walk in the Treetops is a hiking tour that travels through half a mile of forest on boardwalks that are suspended up to 70 feet in the air. This particular expedition is one of the few canopy tours available in North America. Surprisingly, although I am not crazy about heights, I didn’t mind the ground being so far away, for the most part, and enjoyed this informative and uplifting outing.

We were 70 feet up from the ground on this platform. Although we were strapped in, I, unlike Jason, wasn't about to get friendly with the ledge.
We were 70 feet up from the ground on this platform. Although we were strapped in, I, unlike Jason, wasn’t about to get friendly with the ledge.

The next day we were off to Glacier National Park. Our adventures trudging onto its frozen expanses and getting cozy with its famous wildlife will be explored next week. Stay tuned.

Un-living It Up

The undead like to liven up their lack of living once in a while.

You might as well make the most of your reanimation. If you're not oozing, you're snoozing.
You might as well make the most of your reanimation. If you’re not oozing, you’re snoozing.

We zombies of the greater Salt Lake City area got together a few weeks ago for fun in the form of the SLC Zombie Walk. This 7th annual rot trot involved shuffling around downtown in a dribbling horde while muttering “brains” now and then just to shake things up a bit. Yup, it was epic.

Hundreds of corpses stumbled into Washington Square ready to begin their gruesome tour of downtown.
Hundreds of corpses stumbled into Washington Square ready to begin their gruesome tour of downtown.
Most zombies don't object to the narrow-mindedness that they regularly encounter. They'll take a mind any way they can get it.
Most zombies don’t object to the narrow-mindedness that they regularly encounter. They’ll take a mind any way they can get it.

Those still breathing found our entertainment amusing too. We encountered cameras everywhere, along with many curious and startled faces.

Jason's version of a zombie looks a lot like what might happen if a rancid steak met a cheese grater.
Jason’s version of a zombie looks a lot like what might happen if a rancid steak met a cheese grater.

Posthumous rowdiness happens; you don’t have to be living to truly live.

Rockin’ Rockport

Every summer, a group of our friends forgoes the comforts of roof and bed to head out into the “wild” for a weekend of camping. This year we opted to go to Rockport Reservoir near Park City, per my brother Drew’s suggestion. It turned out to be one of his better ideas in a while.

With a slow shutter speed and some moonlight, a lake can be a colorful thing.
With a slow shutter speed and some moonlight, a lake can be a colorful thing.
Gally served as flood initiator.
Gally served as flood initiator.

Our company at Rockport consisted of my brother’s family and the Rowleys. We spread ourselves out over a few nearly ideal campsites. They were directly on a beach that was only accessible to campers and boaters, hence, we had it completely to ourselves almost the entire time. And, unlike many of Utah’s beaches, this cove was actually sandy.

The kids loved their endless access to the beach our campsites were on.
The kids loved their endless access to the beach our campsites were on.
Jason and I rented a couple of WaveRunners and let everyone enjoy them.
Jason and I rented a couple of WaveRunners and let everyone enjoy them.

As lovely as our secluded shoreline was, beyond it the water beckoned. Jason and I decided to rent a couple of personal watercrafts for a few hours on Saturday morning. These rentals were available for pick up right on the reservoir and we were able to drive them straight onto our beach. Yes, it was rather convenient. The WaveRunners were a big splash with the kids, whom we took turns giving rides to, ranging from mild to wild.

A beach looks better with a Jason on it.
A beach looks better with a Jason on it.
Milo wanted to give making his own whirlpools a whirl.
Milo wanted to give making his own whirlpools a whirl.
Many sandcastles were built and, subsequently, demolished during our trip.
Many sandcastles were built and, subsequently, demolished during our trip.

After hours of sandcastles, backstrokes, and wakes, we took a break from the reservoir to go geocaching, which Jason and I had never tried. One failed search led to Jason landing in a large bouquet of stinging nettle but, eventually, we did find a couple of different caches. The kids loved these technologically-enhanced treasure hunts and the adults seemed to find them intriguing.

Isabelle relished the shore mud and then abhorred it, at alternating intervals.
Isabelle relished the shore mud and then abhorred it, at alternating intervals.
Yes, this quasi-planking pose was clearly initiated by Jason.
Yes, this quasi-planking pose was clearly initiated by Jason.

Following our geo quests, as camping tradition dictates, we ate hotdogs and s’mores around a campfire before jumping into some spooky tales at Silas’ request. Most of the adults passed on spinning a ghostly yarn but not me. When it comes to inventive blabbering, I don’t scare easily. I gave those youngsters a never-ending story that would make The Iliad and The Odyssey look like CliffsNotes. (I tried several times to finish my tale hastily but the kids wouldn’t allow it.) Two hours later, my impromptu account of the history of a haunted house involving bones, phantoms, and tragic romance finally came to its overdue conclusion. And you thought my posts were longwinded…

For part of our afternoon diversions we went geocaching.
For part of our afternoon diversions we went geocaching.
I spent two hours telling the kids a ghost story around the campfire. Despite its lengthiness, they wouldn't let me take any shortcuts to its conclusion.
I spent two hours telling the kids a ghost story around the campfire. Despite its lengthiness, they wouldn’t let me take any shortcuts to its conclusion.

Our Rockport weekend went by quickly. It had all that you’d expect from a camping excursion: cozy fires, stinky pit toilets, ghost stories, sizzling wieners, relaxation, and energetic chatter. Plus, it provided the perks of a sandy oasis.