A Standard Trip

We visited Moab last fall after being absent from its vermillion curves for a year. I’m sorry Moab! We still love you. I hate to offer excuses, but there’s been this whole COVID thing…

Delicate Arch
Delicate Arch stands resolute 52 feet above a swirling sandstone pan.

This trip was all about showing off some of Moab’s standards to my sister’s family, none of whom had been to Moab before. Amazing newcomers in Moab is as simple as walking them outside, so Jason and I can’t take much credit for our inevitable impress success.

beneath the bunches
Although Delicate Arch is probably the most popular hike in the Moab area, we successfully descended below its crowds.

With the world warming up, November didn’t feel like November in Moab. The only giveaway of the season was the lack of light. How are you supposed to see everything you want to with a 5:30 cutoff? Come on Mother Nature, let’s be reasonable.

Pine Tree Arch
Pine Tree Arch is a chunky hole framing a small tree.
Landscape Arch
At 300 feet, Landscape Arch is the longest arch in North America, but it is in no danger of being the widest with a girth of only six feet at its narrowest section.

We spent our first day in Arches National Park. After completing the hike to Delicate Arch, a Moab essential, we covered about three miles in the Devils Garden to see Landscape, Navajo, Tunnel, Pine Tree, and Partition Arch. We navigated most of our return route in darkness, including a tricky fin. Despite our vision deficiency, the adventure was well received by our juvenile companions.

fun with fins
Fins form arches and create fun.

Some of the kids requested a ramble on the Fisher Towers Trail, a wish we happily accommodated the next day. The Fisher Towers are a collection of channeled sandstone spires frosted by layers of burgundy mud. The largest of these, The Titan, is believed to be the tallest free-standing natural tower in the United States at 900 feet. Those pillars aren’t the only fascinating rock formations along this 4.5-mile route though. Bulbous hoodoos seem to mushroom out of the sand, and the final viewpoint overlooks a valley inhabited by a jumble of warped stone figures. Although the weather was more pleasant than we had a right to expect, the wind began accelerating in a chaotic manner near the end of our journey. Outbursts sent fistfuls of dirt into our faces and down our shirts. Our ears and pockets were full of grit by the time we reached the trailhead.

sand icing
The Fisher Towers are iced with dripping mud.

The following day, we visited Moab Giants, a fun dinosaur park and museum near town. Moab Giants focuses on the ancient creatures who once roamed the area with an emphasis on their tracks. On Moab Giant’s Dinosaur Trail, over 100 full-sized replicas can be viewed along with footprint information. The educational and photographical opportunities are plentiful, and we enjoyed both equally.

little dots, normal people
Tall towers. Normal-sized people.
towers transformed
The Fisher Towers undergo transformations from every angle.

Before heading home, we detoured to the Island in the Sky portion of Canyonlands National Park. Between the relentless wind and 45 degrees, Canyonlands was barely tolerable with abundant jackets. Yup, just like that, late fall was back. We hiked to Mesa Arch, a trail short enough to be doable in the cold, and stopped at overlooks of Shafer Canyon and the Grand View Point.

perfectly pocked
Cratered characters gather at the feet of Fisher Towers.
finishing Fisher
The Fisher Towers Trail ends perched above Onion Creek with miles of Southwest expanse beyond.

Although we hiked about 12 miles during our stay, fitness did not follow. The food available in Moab makes the exercise attained inconsequential. Between South African fare from Hidden Cuisine, drunken noodles from Thai Bella, donuts from Doughbird, breakfast delights from Love Muffin, and quesadillas from the Quesadilla Mobilla, we were well fed. We’ll just leave it at that.

deadly displays of affection
That’s one way to embrace death.
a rex requirement
Fake dinosaurs- so hot right now.

How did our young cohorts do with all this adventuring? It took our group much longer to finish each undertaking than expected, but our sluggish spirits remained exuberant. If something takes twice as long, it means you enjoyed it twice as much, right? How did Moab do? It seemed more crowded than normal for November. Maybe others have discovered my November trick. (Dang it!) Or maybe COVID has altered vacation habits.

a grand view
Canyonlands is layer upon layer of plateau and plunge.

Moab, I swear I’ll not stay away so long again… unless another pandemic hits, and I have to survive on pickles and pecans while only communicating with the outside world through toilet paper signals. I guarantee nothing in that case. After all, I wouldn’t want to make any two-ply promises.

Chutes and Wrappers

“Like Scoob, Halloween should be more about candy and less about scary monsters.”

King Solomon himself could not have uttered truer insight regarding last October’s entanglements. However, with a little resourcefulness, Jason and I held the microbe monsters at a distance while keeping the holiday fun close at hand and the sugar ubiquitous.

Jason and I debated the best way to approach trick-or-treating with 2020’s difficulties. On one hand, we didn’t want to be responsible for the proliferation of a potentially serious disease. On the other hand, we did want to be responsible for the proliferation of Halloween amusement. Turning off the porch lights and throwing in the treat towel was considered, but ultimately, we decided to let eerie merriments proceed with precautions.

cool and conscientious
Utilizing a slide that forced social distancing, we found a favorable balance between being conscientious citizens and cool citizens.

Our slick solution? Jason constructed a six-foot candy slide, which we decorated together. On Halloween evening, we hung out on our porch wearing costumes, masks, and gloves ready to serve all the small scroungers. In keeping with our Scooby-Doo theme, we handed out retro candy from the 70s like Pop Rocks, Whatchamacallits, Ring Pops, and Laffy Taffy. (“Handed” doesn’t imply our uncovered hands were involved. Geeze! What do you think this was, 2019?)

How did our slippery plan go? It turns out, kids prefer the slide method to non-slide routes of candy acquisition. Who knew? And although we were outside for hours, I stayed cozy in my Scooby skin. Treat dispersal success!

skeletal fare
Eating appetizing foods that sound unappetizing is one of a hundred things I love about Halloween.

As an interesting social observation, the carefulness of the trick-or-treaters we encountered varied considerably from unmasked hordes to distantly concealed recluses. Some kids clearly were being driven around by cautious parents and were only allowed to go to houses deemed “safe.” We were happy to be amongst these.

Jason and I didn’t just celebrate the holiday by chuting treats. We also made a Halloween feast for ourselves of breadstick bones and ghostly chowder. Gobbling crunchy body parts and flavorsome spirits is one of our warped seasonal traditions.

Despite COVID’s attempts to quell Halloween’s diversions, sliding out some old-fashioned sweetness still made the freaks emerge, and 2020’s scourge didn’t stop us from shooting a mass of bones and savory apparitions into our bellies.

The Specter of Sulphur Springs

How do you throw a Halloween party safely during a pandemic? Jeepers! Looks like we’ve got a mystery on our hands!

masked managers
We manned a table in our front yard for over six hours.

Being an incorrigible planner, early in the summer I was already working on a backup strategy for our annual Halloween party in the event the pandemic was still causing commotion in October, even though the idea seemed ludicrous at the time. If COVID was still rampant, squishing 100 people inside our house would be a nightmare in a non-Elm-Street way. In an a-ha moment, I realized the easiest means of keeping attendees away from each other was literally separate them. The perfect way to do that? A Scooby-Doo-style mystery that would lead them to different spots in the area. However, for this scheme to happen, first I needed a mystery.

detective necessities
We supplied detective essentials.

I wanted my mystery’s storyline to have tangible and interactive elements. Of course, a creepy cemetery had to be involved along with a man in a mask. I began doing local historical research and discovered an abundant supply of bizarre facts. It turns out, Utah was as wild as the rest of the Wild West back in the 1800s with murders and peculiar happenings aplenty.

the Specter
Ghostly or just greedy?

I overlayed a foundation of the factually uncanny with a fabricated case of my own making, with a little help from Jason. In total, the mystery, which I named The Specter of Sulphur Springs, involved nine stops. One of these, the Hutchings Museum, was reserved in totality just for us.

observational evidence
Some clues could be uncovered from observing surroundings.

We hired five exceptional actors to portray suspects and present clues. These topnotch artists were only available due to the closure of institutes like Disneyland and the Utah Shakespearean Festival. Clues came in the form of puzzle boxes, handwritten notes, newspaper clippings, interrogations, and even candy. Obtaining them required dexterity, brainpower, and sometimes fancy footwork.

puzzling clues
Some clues were hidden inside puzzles. Yup, we are high class!

Jason and I set up operations in our yard during the event to feed, equip, and inform families before they began their quests. In order to maintain separation, we assigned arrival slots to attendees at 15-minute intervals. These slots began at 1:00 p.m. By the time we got all groups on their way, Jason and I only had about 10 minutes to reorganize before units started arriving back from their adventures. Basically, Jason and I were outside assisting groups from 1:00 p.m. until exactly 7:16 p.m. Luckily, the weather was ideal. The next day, a storm came through dropping the mid-sixties down to a high of 36 and a low of 15. Jinkies!

a garage of champions
Behold Champions’ Corner!

Theme-appropriate fare was offered via the Donut Kabobs food truck and subs from Jimmy John’s, 72 subs in total. Additionally, we supplied 48 bags of chips, 36 cookies, 30 bags of nuts, 24 Pocky sticks, 24 fruit sticks, and dozens of chilled drinks. Like, you can’t solve a mystery on an empty stomach.

To the solvers go the spoils!
Those that got reasonably close to solving the mystery received a game. Those that didn’t clearly forgot to eat their Scooby Snacks, so those were provided instead.

We topped tables in our garage with prizes and party favors and only opened the garage door to expose “Champions’ Corner” when distributing these. The kids loved the grand reveal.

Plants vs. Zombies
We had two photographers and one videographer scattered throughout the stops.

Yes, we still held our costume and horrorable movie contests but with substantial modifications so they could be completed entirely online. Between those changes and the other altered aspects of the event, the necessary instructions, to-dos, and to-don’t were so complicated we decided to make a short film to cover all of them rather than resolve an endless stream of questions and confusion.

Gavin Aiken
Does Gavin Aiken rhyme with Kevin Bacon? Why yes it does!

How did planning this affair compare to our usual party responsibilities? More creatively intimidating and logistically challenging but less time-consuming. Writing a storyline, producing character backstories, forming clues, and devising puzzling ways for those clues to be acquired both daunted and enthused me. While I handled the majority of those endeavors, Jason set up a website system to direct groups through the hunt. There were 120 items on our to-do list this year. That’s a new record, but without most of the decorating, the to-dos were less arduous.

evidence of pleasantness
Facilitated by the nice weather, groups stretched out in the park while deciphering evidence.

With the uncertainties of COVID, we were expecting our usual guest count of around 100 to drop to about 50-60. With the timeslots, we couldn’t accommodate more than about 65; we were gambling on the accuracy of our guess. Fortunately, our estimate was correct. Our attendees totaled 53, so we had enough openings for all.

suspicious kinds
Every case needs a list of suspects.

What did we not estimate right? The mystery proceeded smoothly with one hiccup: we miscalculated the quickness of our solvers. It took groups much longer to decipher clues than we anticipated. I guess when you already know the answer, it takes a lot less time to come up with the answer.

Scooby and Shaggy
Like, we don’t go anywhere with scary, spooky, haunted, or forbidden in the title.

Friends and family, thank you for joining us for a groovy non-gathering gathering! If only all of 2020’s cases could be solved with just a bit of taffy, a couple sweet dance moves, a few observations, and some meddling kids.