Desert Points and Joints

Tucson is a prickly delicacy wrapped in a warm tortilla and smothered in sunshine sauce. In December, we visited that arid nirvana with a chunk of my family. Delicious food was eaten, 150-year-old cacti were beheld, exceptional trails were hiked, and careless kids were spiked. Here’s how the piggings and the prickings went.

drought adapters
There are around 2,000 species of cactus.

Tucson is the second-largest city in Arizona. It is encircled by five minor mountain ranges and a national park. Its bragging rights include being the first U.S. city to receive the title “City of Gastronomy” by UNESCO and boasting the southernmost ski resort in the United States. We wasted no time sampling its inimitable offerings intimately.

when chollas attack
I’d be making that face too.

Jason went outside with some of the nieces and nephews to explore our first morning in Arizona. Within minutes, a nephew walked backwards into a jumping cholla, a barbed cactus known for attaching painfully onto anything near it. Although its hooks made removal more difficult than expected, Jason disconnected flesh from plant with skilled maneuvering.

short range, long life
The saguaro cactus only grows in the Sonoran Desert but lives up to 200 years.

After all those spikes were disconnected, we created opportunities for more stabbings with a hike in Saguaro National Park on portions of the Douglas Spring Trail, Converse Trail, and Garwood Trail- about 1.5 miles in total. Glorious desert!

Sabino Canyon
The Santa Catalina Mountains were created over 12 million years ago.
symbol of the Southwest
A saguaro can weigh up to 4,800 pounds and reach up to 60 feet.

Following our trek, we ate lunch at the humble looking but highly rated Baja Café. Yum! This restaurant is known for eggs benedicts and huevos rancheros. I got the Wyatt Earp, which is a grilled green chile and cheese tamale pie topped with tomatillo sauce, seared pulled pork, two strips of chipotle bacon, fire roasted green chilies, onions, tomatoes, melted cheddar and Monterey jack cheese, poached eggs, avocado hollandaise, pico de gallo, and cotija. If I didn’t just make you hungry with that run-on sentence, you may have no stomach for bad grammar. I’d highly recommend Baja Café, even if you prefer snickerdoodle pancakes to eggs benedict.

liquid magnetism
A single saguaro can absorb 200 gallons of water during just one rainstorm.

During the afternoon, we shopped at the Old Town Artisans, cute stores in downtown situated on the site of a fort built by the Spanish in 1775. Beyond offering distinctive handmade items, these shops contain remnants of original gold-leafed mouldings, wallpapers, and ceilings constructed from saguaro cactus ribs.

Beep! Beep!
It’s hard to believe roadrunners can dash up to 27 MPH on their tiny legs.
prickly and purposeful
The spines of a cactus don’t just fend off potential nibblers; they also reduce water loss by decreasing airflow around the plant.

The next day, the wind picked up quite a bit. It made the mid-fifties feel more than 50% less hospitable. However, seeing as it was 20 degrees back home, you won’t catch me ungraciously complaining here. Despite the chilly breeze, we hiked about four miles through Sabino Canyon in a convoluted loop that jumped on a number of trails including parts of Esperero, Rattlesnake, and Bluff. These took us through cactus-covered hillsides and above Sabino Creek. Appearing like a vein diffusing golden blood, the land lining Sabino Creek was covered in deciduous trees just losing their fall leaves. This ordinary gilded stipe seemed almost alien surrounded by resilient saguaros.

a superior sunset
Desert sunsets are more vibrant because of a superior spectral pureness due to cleaner and drier air.

We spent the afternoon at the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum. Since large sections of this museum are located outside, the chilly wind plagued us still while we observed a load of desert critters including black widows, roadrunners, bobcats, and endangered Mexican gray wolves. We learned that there are over two dozen types of rattlesnakes in the Sonoran Desert. That’s a whole lot of rattling my nerves! The museum’s Cactus Garden is notable with over 100 types of these unique plants, including rare and endangered species like the Pima pineapple.

Tucson travelers
Families are chaotic and amazing.

Our time in Tucson passed in a sunny, gusty, prickly, cheesy blast. The plates and landscapes were inspiring and the wind almost immobilizing.

Have a Jolly!

Every December, Jason and I host a small but boisterous holiday gathering. We invite the same crowd we have for more than a decade and engage in loud and lively activities like Just Dance and a white elephant exchange. That tradition continued in 2019 with another tumultuous event.

table yak
Our bash typically starts with a rowdy dinner, and it just gets more thunderous from there.
for moms
Remember when your mom made you and your siblings line up for photos like cell phone strength bars? Well…
Girls to Boys?
The next worldwide boy band sensation?

This year, our attendees totaled sixteen, a.k.a. everyone we invited. We ate Southwestern fare with a bit of stagey flair. This included chipotle glazed chicken salad and Southwest potato & green chili soup from Café Zupas, along with churros and burritos from Sweeto Burrito. We danced, gamed, ate more beans than wisdom dictated, and posed for an assortment of ridiculous pictures. Admit it, you’ve always wanted to live out your fantasy of being one of Santa’s third-string reindeer in front of a camera. Who doesn’t love Smasher, Vomit, and Stupid?

Christmas trimmings
Pajamas, ugly sweaters and even Chewbacca onesies all regularly appear at our gathering. This year, Jason and I went a little less ugly.
inventive elephants
The white elephants at our party have become much more imaginative over the years. Who knew pachyderms could be so inventive?

It was a night of stuffing, laughing, and prancing. After all, no song has ever been written about having a dignified Christmas. Bring on the jolly!

Sunshine and Sisters

This fall we spent a long weekend in Moab, like we have practically done since therapods pushed their toes into its scarlet mud. On this occasion, my sister joined us, and the weather was ideal, which made the trip exactly perfect.

Longbow Arch
Longbow Arch spans 60 feet.

Although November is one of our preferred months to visit Moab, conditions can be unpredictable that time of year. Fortunately, temperatures stayed in the sixties and skies remained sunny. Thank you, Gods of Not-Quite Winter!

long but not crowded
Longbow was impressive, and we only came across a handful of hikers on its trail.

How did we make use of all that delicious sunshine? First, we hiked the 2.5 miles to Longbow Arch, a trail we had somehow never explored or even heard of. Quite a few sights are packed into this short jaunt including petroglyphs, dinosaur tracks, and the obvious arch.

three-toed marvels
When a sandstone slab crashed down from a cliff, dinosaur tracks created 150 million years ago were revealed.

The next day, we trekked two trails, Cowboy Jacuzzis and Jeep Arch. Reaching the Cowboy Jacuzzis requires under a mile each way. Mill Creek slows as it fills these rock bowls, and sunshine striking the stone heats the water to bath temperatures… well, that’s what supposedly happens during warmer times of the year. It was cooler than any bath I’d like to dip into when we were there.

Cowboy Jacuzzis
The Cowboy Jacuzzis can be accessed via a trail that starts in a residential area.

We visited Jeep Arch just a year ago, but since my sister had never been, we were disposed to enjoy this hike again. It was just as spectacular as the first time.

happy hikers
Although we had trekked to Jeep Arch recently, we were happy to tread that colorful path again.
Jeep Arch
Does this remind you of a retro Boy Scouts magazine cover? If not, we failed.

Our last day, we hiked somewhere between six and seven miles on the Amasa Back Trail with an added spur to an overlook above the Colorado River and Poison Spider Mesa. Amasa Back is a peninsula formed by a U-bend in the Colorado River. Its trail climbs to its crown. Rising 1000 feet has its advantages. At first, we were disappointed that our perspective on countless fins and dramatic cliffs from above the Colorado was marred by State Route 279 and other mementos of humanity. However, in the end, we found the ORVs and other Vs making their way up Poison Spider Mesa to be extremely entertaining, especially the unjustifiably confident ones. Our prospect also revealed the numerous layers of plateaus expanding above State Route 279 invisible from its pavement. An unfamiliar look on such a well-known motorway was fascinating.

uno mono
This monolith is one of the more interesting features along the hike to Jeep Arch.

What did we like about hiking Amasa Back? The vista from the viewpoint was unique and, surprisingly, made more interesting by its manmade touches. Also, we were able to appreciate this perspective in solitude. While the path had plenty of bikers on it until we passed the HyMasa Trail, a single-track used to access the Captain Ahab Trail, we didn’t see a single person the rest of our journey. What didn’t we like? Amasa Back is a jeep trail, which means a wider and more scuffed route.

Amasa Back
Although Amasa Back is a jeep road, we didn’t see a single vehicle.
perched above Poison Spider
We watched numerous vehicles attempt to surmount Poison Spider Mesa from our perch above the Colorado, many of them futilely.

It was great to share Moab with my sister and her hubby. Usually, it’s just me and Jason hogging the splendor to ourselves. Sunshine and sisters pair perfectly in the desert like cyanobacteria and lichens.