Laboring on the Knob

Our Labor Day Weekend was packed with boating, babysitting, catching up with some photographer buddies, and attending the Soldier Hollow Classic Sheepdog Championship. Yet, the weather was so pleasant that not hiking a mountain would have been borderline insanity. So, we decided not to be nuts and seek a summit on the holiday. After debating a few options, we settled on climbing Gobblers Knob, a 10,246-foot peak that can be accessed via Big Cottonwood Canyon or Millcreek Canyon.

We celebrated at the saddle, Baker Pass, but the most extreme terrain was yet to come.
We celebrated at the saddle, Baker Pass, but the most extreme terrain was yet to come.

Even though this was a nearly-last-minute hike, Jason and I were joined by a group of family. We’d heard that this trail gets pretty packed. Since we were expecting a circus, our six-member party began trekking from the trailhead in Big Cottonwood Canyon at 8:00 AM to avoid the worst of the crowds. But we didn’t encounter a circus or even a carnival. Maybe there are a lot of insane people out there?

My dad can scramble up a mountain quicker than an egg scrambles at IHOP.
My dad can scramble up a mountain quicker than an egg scrambles at IHOP.

The hike to Gobblers Knob is fairly short, 7.4 miles, but portions are strenuous. The first third of the climb is somewhat intense, and the ascent from the saddle is even more so, gaining 910 feet in less than a mile. It was steep enough that one member of our group saw spots on a few occasions, perhaps even polka dots?

At the top, we were popular with the ladies.
At the top, we were popular with the ladies.

The top of Gobblers Knob, strangely enough, was covered in ladybugs. Swarms of them coated the rocks and filled the sky like buzzing rain. Ladybugs are nice. Who wouldn’t love them squeezing in ears, sneaking down shirts, and biting legs? (Yes, ladybugs do bite.)

Every surface at the summit was spotted with ladybugs.
Every surface at the summit was spotted with ladybugs.

Jason and I were able to convince even the most tired amongst us, spots and all, to take a half-mile detour to Circle All Peak on our return journey. The panoramas from this apex were surprisingly good considering its height of only 8,707 feet. You could see Gobblers Knob and Kessler Peak prominently.

Extensive views of Mount Raymond, Salt Lake Valley, Big Cottonwood Canyon, Millcreek Canyon, and Park City were part of the spectacular scenery along the trail.
Extensive views of Mount Raymond, Salt Lake Valley, Big Cottonwood Canyon, Millcreek Canyon, and Park City were part of the spectacular scenery along the trail.

It took us about nine hours to conquer the Knob. The weather was every bit as pleasant as forecasted with the afternoon sun only cooking small portions of our return hike. Good thing I’m sane enough to know a fantastic hiking day when the Weather Channel tells me I see one.

Day on Bald Mountain

In recent years, my family has hiked together every summer, a tradition initiated mostly by me. Before school commenced this fall, one last trek was requested by some of our kin. That hike ended up being Bald Mountain in the Uintas. Due to some health emergencies and unforeseen laziness, our group got condensed. Regardless, it was a fantastic outing with entertaining company, memorable refreshments, and gorgeous views.

Even the youngest among us handled our uphill battle brilliantly.
Even the youngest among us handled our uphill battle brilliantly.

Bald Mountain is a quick hike, its 11,942-foot apex notwithstanding. Only 2.6 miles and 1,145 feet of elevation separate trekkers from its flat top. It took us about three or four hours to make the complete journey.

Bald is beautiful.
Bald is beautiful.
What's a hike without some shenanigans?
What’s a hike without some shenanigans?

Once we reached the summit, we were in no hurry to leave. The views were spectacular with over 20 lakes and the points of the Uintas’ majestic zeniths encircling us. The only downside to the top? Despite the beautiful August day, temperatures were in the 40s and a 20 MPH wind kept zinging us.

Boys just want to build forts.
Boys just want to build forts.
Although climbing Bald Mountain requires less effort than the average ascension, it still has its downers... way downers.
Although climbing Bald Mountain requires less effort than the average ascension, it still has its downers… way downers.

Exploring strange new worlds is kind of my thing… well, mine and Captain Kirk’s. I loved checking out Provo River Falls on our return drive. These falls look so much like stairs it’s hard to believe they were made by nature and not a work crew. I didn’t even know that Provo River had waterfalls. Look what I’ve learned!

The upper portion of Provo River Falls looks manufactured at first glance.
The upper portion of Provo River Falls looks manufactured at first glance.

We stopped at Oakley’s Road Island Diner on our way home. Its yummy shakes and sandwiches were an integral part of my trail-bribing scheme, a successful stratagem. Our drive back became a “name that tune” war. Little-known gems from the 80s and 90s were played in succession as we all tried to prove our knowledge of obscure and archaic music.

We all splashed into Provo River.
We all splashed into Provo River.
This is just one of the falls' many flourishes.
This is just one of the falls’ many flourishes.

Bald Mountain was a fine excursion indeed. I’m a happy camper when I’m in the mountains… even when I’m not camping.

Prancing Monarchs in Petticoats

Jason and I have performed and instructed steps at some esteemed affairs. Recently, we waltzed for royalty.

Our vintage-dance group got hooped and gemmed up to teach and twirl at the Princess Festival. The gathered czarinas seemed enthusiastic about their hopping education. We caught glimpses of them trying to replicate their “princess dance” throughout the night.

Collectively, our hoopskirts consumed a hulking space.
Collectively, our hoopskirts consumed a hulking space.

Keep on bopping you regal lasses!