The Specter of Sulphur Springs

How do you throw a Halloween party safely during a pandemic? Jeepers! Looks like we’ve got a mystery on our hands!

masked managers
We manned a table in our front yard for over six hours.

Being an incorrigible planner, early in the summer I was already working on a backup strategy for our annual Halloween party in the event the pandemic was still causing commotion in October, even though the idea seemed ludicrous at the time. If COVID was still rampant, squishing 100 people inside our house would be a nightmare in a non-Elm-Street way. In an a-ha moment, I realized the easiest means of keeping attendees away from each other was literally separate them. The perfect way to do that? A Scooby-Doo-style mystery that would lead them to different spots in the area. However, for this scheme to happen, first I needed a mystery.

detective necessities
We supplied detective essentials.

I wanted my mystery’s storyline to have tangible and interactive elements. Of course, a creepy cemetery had to be involved along with a man in a mask. I began doing local historical research and discovered an abundant supply of bizarre facts. It turns out, Utah was as wild as the rest of the Wild West back in the 1800s with murders and peculiar happenings aplenty.

the Specter
Ghostly or just greedy?

I overlayed a foundation of the factually uncanny with a fabricated case of my own making, with a little help from Jason. In total, the mystery, which I named The Specter of Sulphur Springs, involved nine stops. One of these, the Hutchings Museum, was reserved in totality just for us.

observational evidence
Some clues could be uncovered from observing surroundings.

We hired five exceptional actors to portray suspects and present clues. These topnotch artists were only available due to the closure of institutes like Disneyland and the Utah Shakespearean Festival. Clues came in the form of puzzle boxes, handwritten notes, newspaper clippings, interrogations, and even candy. Obtaining them required dexterity, brainpower, and sometimes fancy footwork.

puzzling clues
Some clues were hidden inside puzzles. Yup, we are high class!

Jason and I set up operations in our yard during the event to feed, equip, and inform families before they began their quests. In order to maintain separation, we assigned arrival slots to attendees at 15-minute intervals. These slots began at 1:00 p.m. By the time we got all groups on their way, Jason and I only had about 10 minutes to reorganize before units started arriving back from their adventures. Basically, Jason and I were outside assisting groups from 1:00 p.m. until exactly 7:16 p.m. Luckily, the weather was ideal. The next day, a storm came through dropping the mid-sixties down to a high of 36 and a low of 15. Jinkies!

a garage of champions
Behold Champions’ Corner!

Theme-appropriate fare was offered via the Donut Kabobs food truck and subs from Jimmy John’s, 72 subs in total. Additionally, we supplied 48 bags of chips, 36 cookies, 30 bags of nuts, 24 Pocky sticks, 24 fruit sticks, and dozens of chilled drinks. Like, you can’t solve a mystery on an empty stomach.

To the solvers go the spoils!
Those that got reasonably close to solving the mystery received a game. Those that didn’t clearly forgot to eat their Scooby Snacks, so those were provided instead.

We topped tables in our garage with prizes and party favors and only opened the garage door to expose “Champions’ Corner” when distributing these. The kids loved the grand reveal.

Plants vs. Zombies
We had two photographers and one videographer scattered throughout the stops.

Yes, we still held our costume and horrorable movie contests but with substantial modifications so they could be completed entirely online. Between those changes and the other altered aspects of the event, the necessary instructions, to-dos, and to-don’t were so complicated we decided to make a short film to cover all of them rather than resolve an endless stream of questions and confusion.

Gavin Aiken
Does Gavin Aiken rhyme with Kevin Bacon? Why yes it does!

How did planning this affair compare to our usual party responsibilities? More creatively intimidating and logistically challenging but less time-consuming. Writing a storyline, producing character backstories, forming clues, and devising puzzling ways for those clues to be acquired both daunted and enthused me. While I handled the majority of those endeavors, Jason set up a website system to direct groups through the hunt. There were 120 items on our to-do list this year. That’s a new record, but without most of the decorating, the to-dos were less arduous.

evidence of pleasantness
Facilitated by the nice weather, groups stretched out in the park while deciphering evidence.

With the uncertainties of COVID, we were expecting our usual guest count of around 100 to drop to about 50-60. With the timeslots, we couldn’t accommodate more than about 65; we were gambling on the accuracy of our guess. Fortunately, our estimate was correct. Our attendees totaled 53, so we had enough openings for all.

suspicious kinds
Every case needs a list of suspects.

What did we not estimate right? The mystery proceeded smoothly with one hiccup: we miscalculated the quickness of our solvers. It took groups much longer to decipher clues than we anticipated. I guess when you already know the answer, it takes a lot less time to come up with the answer.

Scooby and Shaggy
Like, we don’t go anywhere with scary, spooky, haunted, or forbidden in the title.

Friends and family, thank you for joining us for a groovy non-gathering gathering! If only all of 2020’s cases could be solved with just a bit of taffy, a couple sweet dance moves, a few observations, and some meddling kids.

Brian and the Break

Jason and I needed a break this fall, and a break is exactly what we got in an excursion to Cedar Breaks and Brian Head with a sister. When you get to take a break to a break, you know it’s going to be good.

Parowan Gap
Parowan Gap contains graphics that span across centuries and cultures.

Jason and I stopped at Parowan Gap on the way to Brian Head. There, an impressive array of petroglyphs has accumulated from different cultures over more than 1000 years, including the Fremont, Paiute, and Hopi. Although Parowan Gap is just a few minutes off I-15, we had never even heard of it until this trip. If you are passing through Utah by way of I-15, this is a great quick detour near Parowan.

Cedar from Ash
We caught new perspectives of Cedar Breaks from Ashdown Gorge.

The next morning, we began our adventuring in earnest. We rented a six-seat UTV, a Ranger Crew 1000, and headed skyward. We rode it up to the Twisted Forest Trail in Ashdown Gorge and then took to our feet. The Twisted Forest Trail wanders through sparse bristlecone pines atop white and ginger streaked hillsides to a dramatic precipice.

masters of survival
Masters of adaptation, bristlecones can survive losing up to 90% of their bark to fire and storm damage.
the bark of the bristlecone
Over thousands of years, severe conditions transform dead bristlecone bark into contorted art.

Bristlecone pines are one of the oldest organisms in the world and are only found in six states. They can live over 5,000 years in harsh high-elevation climates. Between their fascinating figures and the views along the dizzying ridgeline, we didn’t mind undertaking this mile-long trek twice to allow a missing member of our group to also enjoy it.

a conspicuous termination
The end of the Twisted Forest Trail truly is an ending.

After a double take of the Twisted Forest, we drove our UTV to the crest of High Mountain, which offered extensive outlooks on Cedar Breaks from its hidden backside.

High Mountain
You can’t plan a picture like this.
catching the bus
An abandoned bus isn’t a critter typically spotted in the woods.

The next day, we hiked at 10,000 feet above hoodoos, fins, arches, and gulches in Cedar Breaks National Monument. At Cedar Breaks, iron and manganese have been shaped by ice, wind, and faults over millions of years to create some of nature’s most exquisite geographic art. A couple of the kids in our group had never been to Cedar Breaks making the Ramparts Trail to Spectra Point and the Ramparts Overlook a must. Although this is probably the most popular path in the monument, it feels uncharacteristically hazardous for a standard route with no rails in most places and a 2,000-foot drop-off unnervingly close.

Cedar Breaks
Cedar Breaks’ amphitheater sweeps for three miles.
precarious and picturesque
Life is unforgiving, but the views can be beautiful.

We added another dash of adventure to our trek with an extra spur from the Ramparts Overlook to Bartizan Arch, a new route for all of us. In total, we only rambled about five miles, but we worked hard for those steps. Wind whipped about us with gusts up to 50 MPH, and our elevation changed over 1,200 feet. When you are already at 10,000 feet, a little elevation gain goes a long way.

Bartizan Arch
Bartizan Arch is a rare triple.
Ramparts Overlook
The earth plummets away from you in striking and terrifying ways at Cedar Breaks.

Our trip passed fast, and soon it was time to go home. However, we weren’t ready to relinquish just yet. We let the leisure linger a little with a hike to Hidden Haven Waterfall, just a 1.4-mile undertaking. The journey to this cascade comes with a little scrambling and creek hopping, but it is easy enough for all ages.

sunset at Sunset View Overlook
We surveyed more people than sun at the Sunset View Overlook, but the sunset was acceptably superb.
smoke and scarlet
Smoke from wildfires flushed the sun as it fell.

Afterward, we went to Yankee Meadows Reservoir for a picnic. I can’t say I’d recommend that area currently. It was badly burned by a fire in 2017. While it is starting to regrow, there are more cowpies and charred bark than living plants at this point.

Hidden Haven Falls
Benson Creek drops out of a slot canyon to produce this graceful chute.

Our little break to a large break held impactful scenery and a big impact on sanity. Yes, in case you are wondering, there is still a world outside your walls, and it continues to be magnificent.

Mountains V Microbes

Prologue

Here is the tragic tale of snowy slopes left desolate amidst the unseen onslaught of tiny viruses. This story is one of broken powder bliss and how Jason and I experienced the showdown between mountains and microbes.

Chapter I: Mountains

Thursday, Early January, Solitude

Jason and I went to Solitude for our first time ever at the beginning of January. Nine inches in 24 hours was plenty to tempt us. It wasn’t enough to tempt us early though. We got to Solitude about 12:30 PM after encountering no traffic in the canyon and took a parking spot that had just opened up.

Due to the numerous Ikon passholders, Solitude isn’t necessarily something you will find at Solitude Resort any longer. My advice to those visiting this resort? Don’t use the Moonbeam lift. It’s crowded with beginners and everyone else. The throngs are less intense elsewhere. We enjoyed exploring Eagle Express and Powderhorn, especially the Grumble, Rumble, and Stumble runs.

cold smoke
Fill my plate with hefty portions of powder!

Friday, Mid-January, Solitude

About a week later, 10 inches overnight convinced us to spend an afternoon at Solitude. The new snow had already been trampled under countless skis and boards, but we didn’t waste any time mourning its premature flattening. We tried out Summit Express in search of secret powder. Although there wasn’t any hush-hush fluff on Summit, that lift ride was probably the prettiest we’ve experienced in Big Cottonwood with feathery clouds zooming over imposing Black Bess Peak. We stayed up there around 10,000 feet most of the afternoon riding Dynamite.

Sunday, Mid-January, Brighton

Brighton received 24 inches in 24 hours with 13 of those falling overnight. That ended a week with 55 inches of accumulation, which accounted for most of its 87-inch base. With a platter of precipitation that delicious, we knew competition in the canyon would be concentrated. We left home before 7:00 in an effort to beat the rush. Although we got to Big Cottonwood quickly, a couple traffic accidents and a sudden accumulation of vehicles then delayed us on a grand scale. By the time we reached Brighton, nearly four hours had passed. Four hours! At least parking spots were plentiful as no one else had been able to get up the canyon either. We didn’t get first tracks, but we got tasty seconds and thirds. Intoxicated by the lure of the powder, we boarded for over 3.5 hours with no break to thaw even though it was only about 20 degrees during the warmest part of the day.

beginning with belief
Our nephew handled boarding’s sharp learning curve with enthusiasm.

Friday, Early February, Solitude

In February, we took a nephew boarding with us at Solitude. This was his first boarding experience, and he learned quickly with an afternoon in ski school. While he was practicing his stocky stance, Jason and I stuck with the Grumble, Stumble, and Rumble runs. They still had powder on them from a storm earlier that week. It was bumpy powder, which is probably why it was still there, but we didn’t mind. We stopped to get both burritos and waffles on the way home because beans and whipped cream are an obvious pairing.

Tuesday, Early March, Brighton

Our friend J.R. came with us eager to test out a new board. Temperatures stayed in the low 30s. Hence, we encountered no hardpack. We also did not encounter many people notwithstanding the nearly full parking lot. However, we stumbled upon laughter quite often.

board not bored
On the best boarding days, the mood is as light as the powder.

Chapter II: Microbes

Saturday, March 14th, Everywhere

Resorts began shutting down in swift succession, just one of the many ways COVID abruptly disordered life. Even though resort closures meant missing our favorite months of boarding, they certainly were not the most dramatic changes due to the virus. Had we known what was coming, we would have ridden the slopes endlessly early in the season like stick wranglers who weren’t afraid to get a little frostbite on their saddles.

Chapter III: Mountains with Microbes

Saturdays, April and May, Alta

Although not operational, Alta opened its forbidden slopes to all winter sports enthusiasts including boarders. Without functioning lifts, the only way to access those select hillsides was through shoe power. On a Saturday in April, I convinced Jason to try snowshoeing up and boarding down Alta’s inclines. He remained skeptical as we trekked 90 minutes up the rises of Home Run and Race Hill with boards strapped on our backs. When we started riding, the untrod but slushy snow felt strange. We sunk into it like powder, but it weighed us down. As this is not a common combination at a ski resort, it seemed as uncanny as finding busy city streets abandoned. Despite all our uphill efforts, it only took us 10 minutes to descend.

I guess Jason found the energy required for our shoe/board pursuits acceptable because the next Saturday found us at Alta again in t-shirt weather. This time we went higher up Home Run, almost all the way to the terminus of the Sunnyside lift. Surprisingly, this longer journey took us less time. We got to the top just an hour and 10 minutes after we started. Every second of our 12 minutes down was savored. I like to hog whole runs to myself, and we had nearly the entire resort on this occasion. They say be careful what you wish for. Universe, is it too late to tell you that’s not exactly what I meant?

Our last visit to Alta was in mid-May. By that time, the warm weather had created countless mini crevasses in the snow as if the frosty skin of the mountain had shriveled like a raisin. Still, it was pleasant outside, and we would have been content to be outside even without the pleasant bit.

These trips to Alta were a rope tow to Sanity. Thanks, Alta, for discarding your traditional prejudices regarding boarders and welcoming all to your beautiful slopes in these unusual times!

persistent powder
Powder will again prevail!

Epilogue

Now the snow is long gone but COVID is not. With the 2020-2021 ski season approaching, powder dreams blend with pathogen phobias into a granular jumble of drifting flakes and drifting germs. May snow crystals prove more prolific than viral nucleic acids in the months ahead.