Stoned Again Part I

Last summer, a portion of my family traveled to Yellowstone National Park together. This made other segments of my family wish they had gone instead of canceling at the last minute. Which led to the planning of another trip to Yellowstone this year. That eventually resulted in certain parts of my family once again canceling. However, I am not the wishy-washy type so, despite this about-face mayhem, Jason and I enjoyed another outing to Yellowstone with my parents. Hooray for my committed streak!

Yellowstone Lake is known for its temperamental tendencies. It deserves that reputation.
Yellowstone Lake is known for its temperamental tendencies. It deserves that reputation.
The Lake Yellowstone Hotel has witnessed the lake's irritabilities for over 120 years.
The Lake Yellowstone Hotel has witnessed the lake’s irritabilities for over 120 years.

We stayed at the Lake Yellowstone Hotel this time. The citron exterior of that massive guesthouse has juxtaposed the woody shores of Yellowstone Lake since 1891. Like most Yellowstone accommodations, our room was too small to fit a regular queen-size bed but the building’s Colonial Revival grandeur and incredible views made our teeny mattress easier to ignore…though the lack of cell phone service was a little harder to overlook.

Tower Creek drops 132 feet to create this captivating fall.
Tower Creek drops 132 feet to create this captivating fall.

We met up with my parents at Bridge Bay Marina. There, we rented a motorboat and took it across Yellowstone Lake to Steamboat Point, a noisy group of misty vents on the water’s edge, with a couple detours for islands and shipwrecks along the way. The lake was predictably unpredictable. We reached Steamboat Point on glossy waters but dealt with wind-whipped whitecaps our entire return. Talk about more swings than a monkey with a hammer!

Yellowstone holds a whole lot of beauty beyond its flashy geysers.
Yellowstone holds a whole lot of beauty beyond its flashy geysers.
There are a boggling number of one-of-a-kind features at Mammoth Hot Springs.
There are a boggling number of one-of-a-kind features at Mammoth Hot Springs.

After those gusty exploits, we decided to give our sea legs a rest. We voyaged in vehicles without rudders across the entire northern loop of the park. We paused to inspect Tower Fall, Calcite Springs, Undine Falls and a 50-million-year-old petrified redwood before finally reaching Mammoth Hot Springs.

Mound Terrace has gone through several stages of activity and dormancy during the last century.
Mound Terrace has gone through several stages of activity and dormancy during the last century.

Jason and I checked out the tumultuous colors and living terraces of Mammoth Hot Springs on foot while my parents regarded the setting from the reclined seats of their car. Mammoth is a completely unique piece of nature’s artistry and a worthwhile reason to drive beyond the Old Faithful area.

Thermophiles produce this palette's oranges and browns.
Thermophiles produce this palette’s oranges and browns.
Canary Spring has become a bird of another color over the years.
Canary Spring has become a bird of another color over the years.

Check in next week for the second half of this adventure. I can guarantee that conclusion will be steamy and explosive.

Pining for Ponderosa

For the last six years, Jason and I have gone camping every summer with the same group of people. This August, we continued the tradition with an overnight outing at Ponderosa Campground, which is located in Bear Canyon near Nephi. I was the one that suggested we pitch our tents at Ponderosa; I must be a genius or something because Ponderosa was pretty wonderful.

Salt Creek meandered beside our campsite, providing a harmonious flow to our chatter.
Salt Creek meandered beside our campsite, providing a harmonious flow to our chatter.

Ponderosa’s campsites are shaded by a stately grove of Ponderosa Pines that were planted a century ago. Under their protective canopy, the temperatures remain cool enough in the morning for sleeping in late without tent scorch and just chilly enough at night for appreciating a cozy fire. Yup, genius.

Our camping group is usually a little livelier than this.
Our camping group is usually a little livelier than this.

In way of evening entertainment, we gorged ourselves on our customary hotdog and s’mores roast, along with a heaping serving of campfire ghost stories dished out mostly by Drew and me. Our longest tale involved Stinky Joe, cacti monsters, zombies, kitty cats, logs and mummies, AKA a bunch of incongruent elements requested by the children. We had a flavorful and colorful night.

This Hunny Tree sure was sweet.
This Hunny Tree sure was sweet.

Before we came home the next day, we checked out a couple of close curiosities. A section of the forest adjacent to Ponderosa has lovingly been converted into Winnie-the-Pooh’s Hundred Acre Wood. Over the years, visitors have added items and built houses for Piglet, Christopher Robin and the rest of the Pooh characters amongst the pines. The Wood was quite darling and popular with both the kids and adults in our group.

Eeyore is probably my favorite Pooh character so I was happy to pay him a visit.
Eeyore is probably my favorite Pooh character so I was happy to pay him a visit.

We also took a short hike to a nearby onyx quarry. Although some of the younger children complained through the entire trek about having to use their legs for moving, clearly a function those limbs were never designed for, their grievances were forgotten once we reached the quarry and an all-hands hunt began for the coolest pieces of Bacon Onyx hidden amongst the rock rubble. (Naturally, some ice cream bribery was involved.)

Mount Nebo, at 11,928 feet, was an imposing backdrop.
Mount Nebo, at 11,928 feet, was an imposing backdrop.

Our convoy decided to return home via the Nebo Loop Scenic Byway, a genius idea that I can’t take credit for. We ate a snack in the Devil’s Kitchen, a peculiar cluster of red conglomerate stone reminiscent of Bryce Canyon, and gawped at Mount Nebo’s geological magnificence.

Ponderosa was a satisfying continuation of our camping ritual. There were s’mores, shade, stones and Pooh aplenty. And what’s a camping trip without Pooh?

Our Steamy Birthdays

Jason and I have birthdays relatively close to one another. Usually, he plans a birthday party for me and I organize a party for him. Juggling so many gatherings gets a bit cumbersome. So this year we decided to ditch cumbersomeness for awkwardness and arrange a joint birthday fandango for ourselves with a pirates and steampunks theme.

We held our party at historic Pioneer Hall, which was perfect given the theme.
We held our party at historic Pioneer Hall, which was perfect given the theme.
Robyn and I were going for a "Victorian gangster" vibe here.
Robyn and I were going for a “Victorian gangster” vibe here.

Since Jason and I are vintage dancing enthusiast, we opted to make the entertainment at our bash match the motif. We had our dance instructor teach the sweetest moves from the 1700s and 1800s to our guests. Although these steps were new to most attendees, our friends learned quickly. We had a few spills but they were all softened by laughter. Nicely done you scurvy blaggards!

The cake Robyn made for us featured riveted seams and vented steam.
The cake Robyn made for us featured riveted seams and vented steam.
Many of our friends showed up in attire befitting this affair.
Many of our friends showed up in attire befitting this affair.
Lucky Seven is an easy and energetic dance.
Lucky Seven is an easy and energetic dance.

The grub at our gig was much better than tack and jerky. We provided quiches, scones and tarts from Elizabeth’s English Bakery. Also, my friend Robyn made the most amazing cake for the affair. It actually vented steam.

Occasionally, a dancer fell flat but the dancing never did.
Occasionally, a dancer fell flat but the dancing never did.
Yes, I had some fun editing the pictures from the party.
Yes, I had some fun editing the pictures from the party.

It was a bang-up evening! Many thanks to the seadogs and odd sticks that joined us for this night of nautical, mechanical and edible delights.