Being Flakey

Sometime after it stops snowing each year, I recount all our snowboarding escapades. But did it ever start snowing last season? Now, with the 130 inches of the 2018-2019 season softening the disappointment of 2017-2018, let us remember the pitiful powder that came before.

Waiting for snow during Utah’s last ski season was like waiting for a snail to complete an Ironman. Jason and I hit the slopes for the first time near the end of January on a base of only 59 inches. Pathetic. A storm had just dropped about 10 inches on Brighton, so we took advantage of those meager flecks. It hadn’t snowed enough to bring in the crowds, but it was enough powder to make the mountain agreeable.

perfectly acceptable
Our second day on the slopes was entirely adequate.

We didn’t go out in February. There were a couple decent storms during that month, but it was always ungodly windy during and after them. When we went again in mid-March the base depth was only 68 inches. Although there was no new fluff, the pleasant 40-something weather pulled in the snow-starved crowds. We had to vulture to find a parking spot in Brighton’s lot. The snow was peppy despite being ancient; it was forgiving and fast.

lift drench
It’s a strange sensation having streams of frigid water run down your snow pants and pool in your boots.

Near the beginning of April, we ventured to Brighton again. Even though we went on a Saturday, the resort was the deadest we’ve ever seen it. The chair lifts were mostly empty. Why you ask? Rain. Not just a few drops here and there but a complete downpour that didn’t let up for hours. The showers only transformed into flakes above about 10,0000 feet, close to the top of the mountain. We boarded approximately an hour and 45 minutes, our shortest stay on the slopes ever. We got drenched in that little span of time. Our gloves were so soaked on the inside that they felt like dumbbells. They had to be dried out using hair dryers over a series of days. We had rivulets streaming down our legs into our boots and finished with sopping crotches. The rain-topped snow behaved odd. It was slow and sticky in spots at the top and extremely slushy at the bottom. The ground made slurping noises as we slid across it like your annoying coworker probing for the last dribbles of his Big Gulp. The bizarreness of the situation gave us a good laugh though, and we loved having the mountain all to ourselves.

A snow crow?
Jason called this pose the “soggy scarecrow.”

The last day we boarded was the closing day of the season. We have to get at least one good day of spring boarding in every year, and this was it. The weather was perfect, in the mid-50s with plenty of sunshine. The parking lot was completely full, but the slopes didn’t have many people on them. Party in the parking lot? Around 3:30, half an hour before closing, the Snake Creek lift lines expanded more than we have ever seen, but no one was on the runs. Apparently, all those folks were trying to reach some celebration at the top. I was trying to reach some snow at the top. It was a nice day to end the season on.

heaps of sunshine
Heaps of snow can be replaced by heaps of sunshine in the recipe for a delicious boarding day.

Chione was displeased by our sporadic visits to her wintery shrine during the 2017-2018 season. Only going boarding four times is shameful and the least amount we’ve done in probably a decade. Fortunately, the current season has got the powder power that 2017-2018 lacked. I will cover that another time, hopefully less than a year from now.

Consume and Zoom

Thanksgiving is typically a holiday of overindulgence. You eat way too much food or way too many pieces of pie. You hang out with your family way too much. It’s not supposed to be a holiday of discipline, but this time, for us, it was a mix of excess and exercise.

a cold turkey
Cold birds aside, Jason completed his race like a natural.

Jason and I have served as running coaches for our nephew since last August. He took on the ambitious goal of completing his first half marathon for a school class. That race, the Thankful 13, took place Thanksgiving morning. Although he was not always a consistent trainer and was sick the day of the race, he finished strong around 2:47. Jason also entered this half marathon; he pretty much did it cold turkey. (Yes, pun intended.) He finished in 1:50 at an 8:26/mile pace. I did the 5K and probably didn’t even burn the caloric equivalent of one of the many Magleby’s rolls I ate with my holiday meal; it was kind of a one-bun run.

finish-line non-frowns
It’s impossible not to smile after the completion of a long race, unless your mouth is otherwise occupied with vomiting.
two halves and a high five
I only ran a 5K, so this victory shot may be more like a cheap shot.

Speaking of feasting, Jason’s family got together the weekend before Thanksgiving, which made the holiday less stuffed for us both literally and metaphorically. We were able to go to my family’s without any consumption conflicts. My family’s gathering was sadly small this year. Siblings and their families were on vacation, sick, or exiling themselves by choice. Still, the small group present ate enough food to fill the gap.

Sabins assemble
The Sabin clan assembled rowdily the week before Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving provides a terrific excuse to bake fabulous things that are too sinful and/or time-consuming to justify cooking otherwise. This time, Jason and I made honeyed yogurt pumpkin pie with pistachio-coconut streusel and a pumpkin pull-apart loaf from scratch and bought a marzipan cake from Gourmandise. The cake was our nephew’s requested treat for completing his race. Even with the heaps of cuisine available on Thanksgiving, our overeating didn’t set in until afterwards. We consumed way too many leftover-turkey pot pies in the week following the holiday, an easy undertaking when homemade crusts are involved.

honeyed yogurt pumpkin pie
We made a honeyed yogurt pumpkin pie with pistachio-coconut streusel. It was as good as its fancy name suggests.

Thanksgiving kept us running around and eating around but in the intentional sort of way. Praise be to dessert and dashing!

Through Hell’s Gate and Back Again

Moab is a place unlike any other. Despite the dozens of times we’ve traveled to its crimson outcroppings, Jason and I are still enamored by its resilient magnificence. We took a monumental escape to that enigmatic countryside last fall, as we do every autumn. Hidden art, architecture, and arches abounded, along with a little vengeance.

Sipapu Bridge
Sipapu Bridge is solid yet elegant.

On this trip, we decided to seek out Natural Bridges National Monument. Natural Bridges is two hours south of Moab, far enough away that we never realized it was that close. Better now than never.

Horse Collar Ruin
Horse Collar Ruin is so named because the openings on these two structures look like horse collars.
ruins in White
Horse Collar Ruin includes a number of structures camouflaged under the niches of White Canyon.

In Natural Bridges, we decided to hike the 5.6-mile loop that twists through the Cedar Mesa sandstone cliffs in White Canyon to Sipapu and Kachina Bridges. What a terrific trek! The canyon was peaceful and vibrant, filled with gilded sunshine filtered through golden leaves and reflected off bright canyon walls.

Kachina Bridge
Kachina Bridge trades refinement for strength.

Sipapu Bridge, the second-largest natural bridge in the United States, was the first span we encountered on our path. Ladders, handrails, and staircases guided us to this remarkable 268-foot arc. After we passed its worn bow, we didn’t see another human being until we emerged from the canyon miles later. That’s my kind of hike!

Owachomo Bridge
We made it to Owachomo as the sky was darkening from blue to black.

Between Sipapu and Kachina, we nearly missed our favorite part of our trek. Horse Collar Ruin, a seven-hundred-year-old group of buildings constructed by the Ancestral Puebloan, was a highlight of the day. Jason went on a side trail looking for the ruin in the area we thought it was probably located and came back shaking his head. He had, in fact, been gazing right at it, but it blended into the background quite effectively, as its builders intended. Luckily, I noticed one of its stone structures thanks to both happenstance and my attention to detail. When seeking Horse Collar Ruin on your own hike, be aware that there isn’t a sign directing you to it. You will have to pay careful attention to the canyon ledges to find these fascinating edifices.

beautiful vengeance
It’s not just the terrain that takes your breath away on Hell’s Revenge. The views do that too.

Kachina Bridge, our last stop in route, was a chunky contrast to Sipapu. Its 44-feet girth is bulky and rough. Maybe it just needs the seasoning of another 30,000 years in nature’s finishing school.

Pinto Arch
Thousands of arches hang in the area surrounding Moab, each of them worn exquisitely.
a different bean scene
Change your perspective and an arch looks completely different.

By the time we completed our loop through Sipapu and Kachina, the sun had set in a moonless sky, and blackness was rushing in to fill the void. Yet, we still set out on the short path to Owachomo Bridge, determined to see the last span in the monument. The bridge’s slender shape was impressive silhouetted against the deepening heavens. Good thing we lack the common sense to stop hiking when night falls.

tunneling to Jeep Arch
The trail to Jeep Arch begins in an unusual fashion, through a metal tunnel about 200 feet long.

The next day, we scheduled an activity that is typical for Moab but atypical for us in Moab: jeeping. Robert Mick, son of legendary Dan Mick, took us on Hell’s Revenge. Vengeance is sweet! Hell’s Revenge starts out intimidating with the aptly-named Intimidator, a thin fin of sandstone that doesn’t look fit for a vehicle. The rest of the trail keeps the adrenaline pumping, the eyes popping, and the giggles erupting. Robert did some crazy stuff I would never, ever, ever have tried. Not only did we ride along the Abyss and Black Hole, we also took the optional plunge into Hell’s Gate. Hell’s Gate is nearly vertical and skewed in every direction. It looks completely unpassable. One guy watching us said, “I just pooped my pants” as we crested over the last of the Gate’s twisted inclines.

a marvelous monolith
The route to Jeep Arch is just as marvelous as the final destination.

After jeeping, we hiked to Pinto Arch. Never heard of Pinto Arch? How about Corona Arch? Yes? Pinto Arch can be reached by taking an offshoot from the Corona Arch Trail. Even with the many times we’ve been to Moab and the multiple times we’ve hiked to Corona Arch, we didn’t realize Pinto was right there. It is visible from Corona’s path if you know where to look. It reminded me of a squatter and portlier relative of Bowtie Arch. We hit it just around sunset, which made for some great photography.

Jeep Arch
Jeep Arch has a boxier opening than most.

Our last day in Moab, we hiked to Jeep Arch. Online reviews said this trail was super hard to follow and getting lost was practically guaranteed. We did not think that was the case at all. Tracking cairns was necessary in many spots as the path wound over stretches of rock, but these sections were well marked. The route was scenic and the arch’s jagged opening curious. If you undertake this hike, the left side of the loop is the better side. The surroundings are prettier and afford a finer perspective of the arch. It took us about three hours to complete this nearly-four-mile jaunt. Driving back from this excursion, we discovered something new. Although we’ve gone down State Route 279 many times, we never realized there are hundreds of petroglyphs along this road. If you want to find yourself similarly surprised, look for a sign on the south side of the byway near the climbing routes. The petroglyphs can be viewed from the road easily, but binoculars are nice.

279's art
We’ve passed the abundant petroglyphs along State Road 279 numerous times without realizing they were there.

After over a decade of biannual trips to Moab, that desert wonderland still holds mysteries and marvels, along with a few of Hell’s hurdles.