Halloween Happenings

Posted by on November 6, 2013 at 9:55 pm :: 1 Comment

It was a dark and stormy night…

Who doesn’t chill and thrill at the thought of Halloween? The morbid decorations, the piles of candy, the ridiculous costumes: it’s a lighthearted play on our inevitable demise that few can resist. For Jason and me, the bulk of our Halloween experiences revolve around the colossal party we throw but we always try to cram in a few extra morsels of seasonal fright when we’re not engrossed in entombing our home for that affair. This year we went to the scarier side of Cornbelly’s with our friends Adam and Abigail, yo-ho-hoed with the rest of the scurvy blaggards at a pirate gathering and made some delicious fall fixings for a distinguished gorging.

It came from the corn maze!

It came from the corn maze!

Cornbelly's is always rocking!

Cornbelly’s is always rocking!

While at Cornbelly’s with Adam and Abigail, we did lose ourselves in a corn maze, go on a hayride and watch pigs race but we were mostly fixated on the sinister side of agri-entertainment: Insanity Point. This dark corner of Cornbelly’s is devoted to spooking with several different haunts. There, amongst its ominous stalks and creepy stalkers, we let terror take hold and maliciously amuse us. We all had our moments of undignified apprehension. Adam often tried to convince Abigail to take the lead as we wandered shadowy passageways but instead she followed so closely behind us that she got stepped on or smacked every time one of us backtracked in fear. Yes, each of us shrieked that night but the highlight of my evening was hearing Jason scream like a little girl when one of the Big Top Terror clowns startled him good. It was glorious!

The Scallywag Siorre was crawling with snakes, scorpions, and tarantulas this year.

The Scallywag Soiree was crawling with snakes, scorpions, and tarantulas this year.

The snake I was given to hold was beautifully patterned but extremely wiggly. I didn't appreciate its squirming and it probably didn't appreciate mine.

The snake I was given to hold was beautifully patterned but extremely wiggly. I didn’t appreciate its squirming and it probably didn’t appreciate mine.

The Scallywag Soirée we attend every October is an elaborate pirate-themed party put on by a former employer. It makes our intensive Halloween get-together look like a pauper’s fling. This year’s swashbuckling bash held not only the usual delights of incredible props and heaps of food but also some extra creepies and crawlies. Scorpions, tarantulas and all manner of constricting serpents were brought in for the fondling. I’m not really too fond of fondling slithering beasts but I did it anyway. Time to face your fear little girl!

This scorpion seemed well-behaved enough until it made a run for it up my arm.

This scorpion seemed well-behaved enough until it made a run for it up my arm.

Amber and Jeremy were also invited to be bandits of the high seas.

Amber and Jeremy were also invited to be bandits of the high seas.

Cooking a spooky fall feast with Jason is always one of the highlights of my October. We have a blast making tasty food look disgusting. This year’s menu included: hearty pumpkin curry soup, witches’ fingers pretzels and cinnamon-sugar apple donut bites. Yum! Homemade pretzels, it turns out, are quite time-consuming to create, especially when they have to be shaped into digits, but our meal was delicious and grotesque.

These monster munchies were one of the many treats I surprised Jason with throughout the month.

These monster munchies were just one of the many treats I surprised Jason with throughout the month.

The food we made for our Halloween dinner turned out finger lickin' good.

The food we made for our Halloween dinner turned out finger lickin’ good.

We get swarms of trick-or-treaters every year. We only had five pieces of candy left from the pounds and pounds we bought.

We get swarms of trick-or-treaters every year. We only had five pieces of candy left from the pounds and pounds we bought this time.

Our own party haunts us every October but Jason and I usually slip away from that mayhem within to enjoy the chaos without a little. Between crawling through disgusting haylofts, dashing from chainsaws, caressing creatures and baking fingers, I think we had a pretty good run with chaos this year. We do always strive to remember the true meaning of Halloween: death and candy.

1 Comment

  • Rachel says:

    I should mention that the snake Jason is holding in the picture above is the one that was featured in The Lone Ranger. It’s a star!

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