Spiking 150

You history buffs may recall a monumental conclusion that occurred 150 years ago. If not, let me spike your memory. This May marked the 150th anniversary of the completion of the Transcontinental Railroad at unlikely Promontory Summit, Utah. In celebration of this anniversary, 150 parties took place around the state. Jason and I were delighted to be part of one of these and to be able to visit Promontory Summit itself during its three-day celebration.

hooped and boxed
The Heber Valley Railroad utilizes cars built from 1910 to the late 1940s.

The Heber Valley Railroad (Heber Creeper) is the sole historic railway in Utah; it’s the only place in the state you can ride a 100-year-old train. So, it was a perfect track for one of the many sesquicentennial festivities. Before the Heber Creeper rolled down its 15-mile line hauling eight cars filled with 400 people, our vintage dance group enlivened those riders with moves from the 1860s. On the platform, we taught them to chasse and skip along with us.

Big Boy
Big Boy weighs 1.2 million pounds and is over 132 feet long making it the world’s largest locomotive.

During the ride through Provo Canyon, our twirling troupe traversed cars and chatted with attendees. Their passion was contagious. With so many train enthusiasts from all over the world aboard, the Heber Creeper was feeling the love that night. I enjoyed wandering the compartments and conversing with people, but it was a challenge to fit my hoopskirt though the aisles and even harder to sit down. Apparently, train cars aren’t built to accommodate 4.5-foot-wide passengers.

the last spike
During the summer, reenactments of the driving of the last spike happen every Saturday at Golden Spike National Historic Park.

We managed to get tickets for the Sesquicentennial Celebration the following day at Golden Spike National Historic Park. The weekend’s festivities were completely sold out with thousands of attendees. On the way to Promontory Summit, we stopped in Ogden to see Big Boy, the largest and heaviest steam locomotive ever made. Decommissioned in 1959, Big Boy No. 4014 was restored to operating condition in honor of the sesquicentennial by the Union Pacific Railroad. The crowds to view Big Boy were dense, even thicker than the throngs we encountered later that day at Promontory Summit. It was worth the wedging though to examine that beefy chunk of a bygone era.

rolling perdition
We partied like it was 1869 with some family members who also came to Golden Spike.

We made it to Golden Spike in time for the afternoon reenactment, which was packed but entertaining. We heard some true tales about the completing of the railroad, ate from a plethora of food trucks, and visited “Hell on Wheels.” The working replicas of the Jupiter and No. 119 locomotives, although not new, were new to me. I loved how they breathed tangible steam and smoke into the stillness of the past.

No. 119
The original Union Pacific No. 119 was scrapped in 1903, but this operating replica is pretty convincing.

As a history nerd, I was super excited about the sesquicentennial, and it did not disappoint. Being a part of the revelries with our dancing group made it even more extraordinary. It was surprisingly easy to get swept up in the momentum of an occurrence that changed this continent 150 years ago.

A Monumental Adventure

This year’s anniversary festivities fell to me for the planning. I’ve been curious about Monument Valley for years. On this occasion, as it often does, curiosity got the better of me. So, Jason and I were soon off on a monumental adventure.

Balanced Rock
A rock can be balanced by a bow.

We stopped at Arches National Park on our way to Monument Valley. I was hoping to photograph the slew of wildflowers anticipated after Utah’s unusually wet winter and spring, but the blossoms were just starting to pop out. Arches was far from a photographic bust though. I happened to be shooting Balanced Rock at sunset when a double rainbow unexpectedly materialized over it. Shot score!

Run Forrest!
You may recognize this hill from a famous running scene.

The following day, we proceeded into the middle of nowhere because nowhere is exactly where Monument Valley is located. Although remote, the drive to Monument Valley passes some stimulating scenery like Mexican Hat, a massive rock that looks like a sombrero stuck upside down.

Goulding's
Goulding’s Trading Post Museum makes for an interesting interruption.

Before heading into Monument Valley, we stopped at the Goulding’s Trading Post Museum to learn a little about the over 100 movies that have been filmed in Monument Valley. Don’t remember any? Perhaps you recall Forrest Gump, Back to the Future III, National Lampoon’s Vacation, The Lone Ranger, Mission: Impossible II, Wild Wild West, and Starman? Four John Wayne movies placed Monument Valley on the cinematic map and countless others have kept it there.

West Mitten Butte
Most hiking in Monument Valley requires a guide. The Wildcat Trail is an exception.

Monument Valley is a mystifying mix of fantastic buttes and crowds. The nine stops you can make on the 17-mile Valley Drive without a guide are gorgeous but might test your patience. They may be packed with tourists taking 50 pictures of themselves doing the exact same jump over and over again in front of a butte you are waiting to photograph. (Yup, that happened, and no, 50 isn’t an exaggeration.) If you want to avoid the surplus throngs, I’d recommend using your feet.

John Ford's Point
This overlook in Monument Valley is named after John Ford, the Hollywood director that made Monument Valley legendary.

There are only a couple places you can hike without a guide in Monument Valley. One of them is the Wildcat Trail that circles the West Mitten Butte. Despite the masses at the visitor center, we saw exactly seven people and two equestrians on this four-mile trek. Hallelujah for hominid lethargy!

Totem Pole and Yei Bi Chei
Buttes erode into pointy beauties.
Three Sisters
Spring flowers bloomed around the Three Sisters.

Our last day in Southeastern Utah began with a visit to the Bluff Fort Historic Site. Bluff is a tiny town of 320 surrounded by a challenging landscape. Its fort was the first Anglo settlement in the Four Corners region. These initial settlers came from Escalante in 1880 via the Hole in the Rock Trail. Their story is pretty remarkable. The recreations and restorations at the fort are maintained with obvious pride and love. It’s a great place not only to gather historical tidbits but also information on points of interest in the area. The staff is knowledgeable and plenty of maps are available. As an added bonus, admission is free.

North Window
The only unguided driving one can do in Monument Valley is on a loop with just nine stops. Each one is magnificent though.

The rest of our day was packed with Native art and ancient structures. We stopped at the Sand Island Petroglyph Panel first. This panel is easy to access and continues for more than 100 yards. It features varied rock art between 800 and 2,500 years old.

Wolfman Panel
The Wolfman Panel is distinct and sophisticated… and a distinct reminder that humans are often disappointing creatures. Bullet holes? What the!

Next, we visited three ruins and some petroglyphs along Butler Wash, which is now part of the Shash Jaa Unit of Bears Ears National Monument. Through Butler Wash many archeological sites can be accessed. We chose to investigate the Wolfman Petroglyph Panel with its nearby edifices, Split Level Ruin, and Monarch Cave Ruins.

Wolfman's den
We encountered pictographs, petroglyphs, metates, and pottery shards at the ruins we visited.

Although we hiked to three ruins, none of them felt like repeats. The ones near the Wolfman Panel contained a number of compartments. Split Level included hand pictographs and petroglyphs. Monarch’s curved structure reminded us of the buildings at Hovenweep National Monument. None of the required climbs were particularly long, ranging from about a mile to just over two, but we were rained on repeatedly at surprising moments during our treks.

Monarch Cave Ruins
Rain dampened our weekend numerous times, especially during our trek to Monarch Cave.

Our trip to Monument Valley encompassed areas beyond that epic basin. We explored many parts of Southeastern Utah previously unseen. You don’t have to journey across the world to experience new things; just around the four corners wonders await.

Fans and Their Xs

What kind of nerds would we be if we didn’t attend our homegrown geek fest? Embarrassingly shameful ones, and that’s saying a lot because, as non-apologetic nerds, not much shames us. Hence, Jason and I went to FanX again this spring and avoided that unimaginable disgrace.

John Cleese
John Cleese is every bit as crabby and comical as you’d expect.

While this FanX was smaller than some of its predecessors, it still had more panels and hall space than we had time to experience. So, no complaints here about size.

Shazam!
We got a picture with both Bastons.

We attended the John Cleese panel as our first order of business. John was hilarious and not at all PC. He dropped five F bombs, despite the instructions he received not to… or maybe because of them. He brought up politics frequently, another no-no. John was controversial, cantankerous, and enormously entertaining. What would you expect from a cofounder of Monty Python?

Garrett Wang
I’ll never skip an opportunity to meet a star star.

Next, we went to the Warwick Davis panel. Warwick Davis has been in a number of iconic fantasy and sci-fi franchises including Star Wars, Willow, and Harry Potter. He had a rich diversity of stories to share about his time on these film series.

Warwick Davis
Warwick’s career has encompassed many quintessential films.

Our last panel of the day featured the accountants of The Office. Brian Baumgartner, Angela Kinsey, and Oscar Nunez were all quirky and lovable. Surprisingly, they displayed characteristics contrary to their screen personalities. Go figure.

the accountants
Accountants don’t usually have this effect on me.

The second day, we dressed in our Fantastic Beasts getups. These were popular with the assembled fans, and we ended up stopping for pictures frequently. We were okay with that. We brought balance to the universe by getting our own photos with the stars of Shazam and the accountants of The Office. In between some exhibit hall wandering, we also went to the Evermore panel and learned about Mythos enchantments. There be dragons!

princesses of power
If you haven’t seen the new She-Ra series, I would highly recommend you do so.

Jason and I were cool with this smaller FanX affair. The only thing this con was missing was a meetup with friends over a meal. Conflicting schedules and MIA associates made our usual dinner with recaps a no-go. We’ll get you next time Gadget!