Harry Finally

Years ago, in the B.C., I gave Jason ticket to see Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Parts One and Two in San Francisco for Christmas. Just weeks before our scheduled trip, COVID blasted normalcy into oblivion, and there was nothing to see. After two years, and rescheduling multiple times, we were finally able to have that magical experience. Further, we were able to enjoy it with friends. Sometimes, even delays can lead to charming moments.

Because Harry Potter and the Cursed Child was “reimagined” from a two-part to a one-part production for U.S. audiences late in 2021, we found ourselves with two extra tickets to the performance. Inviting a couple friends, and fans, to join us seemed like the best use for these. They arrived later. Here’s what happened first.

Coit Tower
Coit Tower has been a highlight of San Francisco’s skyline since 1933.

Jason and I reached San Francisco in the evening and went straight to Mensho Tokyo for some ramen. Like all authentic ramen shops, this one had a line outside winding down the sidewalk. We had to wait for about half an hour for a table, but it was worth it. We both had the tori paitan ramen, a chicken-based broth, and the spicy enoki chips. Jason said the meal was a close second to the ramen he ate in Sapporo.

The next day was uncharacteristically sunny for San Francisco. With a couple jackets, it felt pleasant. We didn’t want to waste the warmth since temperatures were in the 20s back home. So, we took a walk down the Batteries to Bluffs Trail in Presidio after grabbing pastries at the B Patisserie, a scrumptious bakery. While a portion of this path was closed in order for crews to repair some recent storm damage, we were able to reach the remains of Battery Crosby, which operated from 1900 to 1943. It was equipped with two guns that could shoot up to eight miles to protect underwater mines. Since we couldn’t go farther on this trail, we hiked down the Sand Ladder to Baker Beach. From that scenic stretch of sand and stone, the views of the Golden Gate Bridge were impressive. The naked old man bum we also viewed was less impressive.

Batteries to Bluffs
The Batteries to Bluffs Trail twists through bright cliffs of serpentine.

Afterward, we spent a couple hours at the Legion of Honor. The Legion of Honor houses works by Monet, Rembrandt, Rubens, Goya, Cezanne, and Renoir among many others. Its collection of Rodin sculptures is one of the largest in the United States with 90 pieces, including The Thinker. Even without the masterpieces inside considered, the building, a three-quarter-scale replica of Palais de la Legion d’Honneur in Paris, is a work itself with ornate neoclassical details typical of the Beaux-Arts style. The museum was too big for us to make it through entirely in the time we had available, but it wasn’t so large as to be completely overwhelming.

That evening, our friends arrived, and we finally saw Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Worth the wait? It was heartwarming and exhilarating, though time travel always creates a bit of a plot mess in my opinion. The special effect “magic” was remarkable and the play’s best part. At 3.5 hours, it felt a little long. However, if you are an enthusiast, I’m sure you would enjoy it. We did.

Baker Beach
The northern end of Baker Beach is often patronized by sunbathers sans clothing and is therefore considered a nude beach. We went for the bridge not the bum as we were unaware we would get both.

We started out early on a long walk to get breakfast at Brenda’s French Soul Food the next morning. The shrimp and grits were worth the human feces hopscotch we had to play on the way. Afterward, we headed to the San Francisco Cable Car Museum. There, we got to see the tension sheaves, gears, motors, idler sheaves, and gear reducers that power this unique antique transportation form. Consequently, we couldn’t resist grabbing a cable car back to our hotel after a stop in Chinatown to pick up some treats at the Golden Gate Fortune Cookie Factory.

Later that afternoon, the Gregangelo Museum, said to be San Francisco’s #1 immersive art experience, captivated us for two hours as we deciphered the Riddle of the Sphinx. We went through the stages of life, seeing the world from the eyes of a child, adult, and senior in the Gardens of Youth, Sensuality, and Wisdom. Eventually, we faced our unavoidable deaths, which gave us a hankering for some kouign-amanns. Another stop at the B Patisserie laid that craving to rest.

The Thinker
Dozens of The Thinker were cast in various sizes by Rodin or under his supervision, but encountering one is still exciting.

Much of the Riddle of the Sphinx is based on introspection, asking yourself some of the difficult questions we rarely take time to contemplate. Amongst them was, “How do you want to be remembered?” In answering this, I was reminded of Dr. Who and how we are all just stories in the end. I hope my stories will inspire others to be bold, kind, curious, and adventurous. That they make others feel loved and confident in their ability to achieve monumental changes.

San Francisco from above
We got lucky with a hotel room elevated enough to provide abundant views of the San Francisco skyline.

Dinner was not just a meal but also entertainment that night at Birdsong. Over 3+ hours, we were served a dozen tasting courses we watched a host of chefs and porters prepare. After about nine of those, I didn’t know how I could eat any more, but I managed. My favorite courses were the root broth with braised wakame and smoked mussels, the Dungeness crab with smoked pine nuts and yogurt, the chamomile sorbet, and the Mount Tam cheesecake topped with a slice of Shinko pear and buttermilk ice cream. We were able to obtain a reservation to this highly rated establishment much easier than expected because of viral doubts. At that point, seated diners were still down 40% from normal in San Francisco due to lingering hesitations regarding COVID. We didn’t hesitate to take advantage of others’ hesitations.

The fruition of a two-year-old plan was rewarding. Harry Potter, we meet at last! Also, Thinker, we meet at last… and Sphinx… and naked old man bum. Boy, this trip entailed a lot of unusual introductions! I must lead a charmed, postponed life.

Brussels Sprouts and Lemon Moons

Like The Lord of the Rings, Back to the Future, or the original Star Wars, there’s no denying good things come in threes. When it was my turn to plan our Valentine’s Day festivities this year, I decided to follow suit and create a three-pronged celebration over weeks. Was it as epic as taking a malevolent hunk of jewelry over and beneath mountains, through cursed marshes, and into shadowy woodlands in order to dissolve it in a fiery volcano under the lidless watch of an undying Dark Lord? I’ll let you decide.

Part I: Globes and Sprouts

First, I reserved a private alpen globe at Franck’s Restaurant. We got to enjoy Franck’s American cuisine in a slightly chilly, shimmering glass sphere. Everything was tasty but the Brussels sprouts I could eat every meal. Really.

commonly beautiful
Flowers may be cliche on Valentine’s Day, but they are still lovely.

Part II: Candlelight and Cardiovascular

The next weekend, we headed to Nordic Nights, an evening snowshoeing event at Solitude Resort. After stopping at Silver Fork Restaurant on the way to purchase a trough of nachos, we were ready to hit the trail about 7:00. However, we didn’t get going until almost half an hour later due to congestion at the ticket stations. We sure were glad we at least didn’t have to rent snowshoes as the rental line was insanely long and chaotic. Who knew people would like roaming around a snowy mountainside under the light of a full moon on trails lined by twinkling candles? Okay, yup, on second thought that sounds like it would be pretty popular.

Nordic Nights
It’s easy to see why Solitude’s Nordic Nights are so popular.

The Silver Lake Loop was the only path lit up, so, in the interest of not getting lost, we stuck to it. We completed the loop three times before the Nordic & Snowshoe Center closed at 9:00, which equaled just under 1.9 miles of snowshoeing. Our first circle was less enchanting than later ones. Between the hundreds of candles winding through the trees and the lemon-shaped moon, it would have been magical if it weren’t for the people. The crowds deprived it of its charm the first two-thirds of that loop. These weren’t your regular, considerate trail travelers; these were oblivious roamers who didn’t react appropriately when faster shoers were behind them, which made them a bit aggravating. The masses thinned drastically after that, and enchantment saturated the experience. I guess everyone else was happy to snowshoe for 15 minutes and then drink hot chocolate for an hour.

With the annoyance of the discourteous removed, we didn’t want to stop. We went around the loop a second time and then a third seeing only a scattering of others. It could have been nastily cold, as it has been on the other occasions we’ve snowshoed at night, but global warming had our backs. Temperatures had peaked down in the valleys at over 50 degrees earlier that day, and it was still 23 degrees at the resort when we finished just after 9:00. We were uncomfortable initially with angry hands, but once we warmed up, we stayed warm. I only had to wear my snowboarding coat and one under layer. I hate global warming, but occasionally I suppose it’s mildly convenient.

bagel and cream cheese baked French toast
Don’t forget breakfast; I won’t.

Part III: Pasta and Nostalgia

For the final episode in our Valentine’s Day trilogy, I made dinner for the two of us, and we had a quiet night in. Our meal consisted of cremini carpaccio and pappardelle in saffron cream sauce. Dessert was pineapple, biscotti, and bananas dipped in amaretto chocolate fondue. Jason assisted a bit with the prep by washing a few dishes and veggies, but I made everything as he wasn’t supposed to be helping at all.

creminis and cream
Tasty food is an essential component of any celebration.

Afterward, we put together a Sixteen Candles puzzle while watching the nostalgic 1984 classic. The behavior of high schoolers hasn’t changed much over 40 years, though some of the antics in that show would be considered much less PC now. My biggest problem with this movie has always been that Jake Ryan isn’t very likeable. He’s cheating on his girlfriend and pawning off the responsibility of driving her inebriated form home on other boys while instructing them to “have fun.” He’s got nothing on Duckie.

The best things come in trilogy form. Search no further for evidence than Look Who’s Talking, The Mighty Ducks, and Valentine’s Day 2022.

High Hopes and Slopes

For my birthday last year, Jason gave me a weekend on the slopes via a cabin rental close to the lifts at Brighton Resort. We had to make the cabin reservation six months in advance and just hope that snow would be there. When our allotted time arrived, fresh powder there was not. With cloudless skies and temperatures in the 30s, Jason and I wasted no energy lamenting that lack of new precipitate but got right to enjoying the surplus of sunshine. The weekend did crush others’ expectations though. Below is the story about how high hopes can sometimes lead to falling on your face unexpectedly and repeatedly.

Before we get into this trip’s elations and disgruntlements though, let me quickly address the virus in the room… aah, COVID. That pointy adversary continues to heighten vacation stress, and it did so on this occasion. I felt like I was getting a sore throat just as we were traveling up the canyon. Luckily, it was only another case of CRVIP (COVID-Related Vacation-Induced Panic). It’s a bizarre world where relief follows when an issue turns out to just be mental illness.

top dreams
Hopes were high after lessons and before a real run.

As I did not have COVID, and nothing else could impede our rush to the slopes, we flocked unblocked. Jason and I spent the first day boarding by ourselves. My boarding post will soon give you more than enough details on the particulars of those refreshing mountain loops.

That evening, some of my sister’s family joined us. Of the three kids, two would be attempting snowboarding for the first time the following day. They excitedly asked questions about carving that clearly denoted they had unrealistic expectations on how their riding was going to go. I tried to change those expectations to predominantly involve pain, falling, flailing, embarrassment, tipping, and crashing. Yet, they remained unswayed, continuing to envision shredding like Shaun White after a two-hour lesson.

standard alarm
Just a regular first day of boarding.

Not surprisingly, things did not proceed as Whitish as they anticipated the next day, and their enthusiasm waned. Out of the two new boarders, the youngest was willing to entertain the idea of boarding again after her first experience. However, the oldest was overwhelmingly frustrated by his difficulties and lack of progress. He was also cold and soggy. The gloves we loaned him became threadbare and even spawned a hole during the course of the day. How? They’d only been worn a few times. Whatever the cause, leaky gloves aren’t classically considered morale boosters. After his span on the slopes, he was noncommittal about his readiness to try boarding a second time.

little perks
There are advantages to being small; this is one of them.

That evening, everyone was fairly lethargic, and some were downright demoralized, but we managed to muster the energy to go out for pizza, get through a game of Mysterium, hold a ping pong tournament, and undertake some spontaneous storytelling. Not too shabby a turnaround for a group that had only just given up its aspirations of buttering the slopes like instant Rice.

Holey mittens Batman!
How does this happen to gloves in one day?

Although fresh pow was absent from our slope-side weekend, Jason and I altered our hopes to meet reality without significant angst. Some of the others in our party were more reluctant to let go of their overestimations of the outing and their abilities. Still, even those who didn’t achieve powder prowess reached great heights… which they fell from of course. On a closing note, I’m happy to report that the reluctant noob didn’t give up on snowboarding after this excursion and even purchased a season pass for next season.