Nerdy and Nautical

Jason and I hadn’t been to San Diego Comic Con for a few years until this July. To be honest, we hadn’t pined for it much due to the raging current of humanity we had to ford the last couple times we attended. This year, we tried for passes without being terribly committed to the notion of going. When we acquired Sunday-only tickets the debate continued. Eventually, I pointed out that we both like San Diego and suggested Comic Con be just a paragraph in our San Diego visit. What an excellent plan! That paragraph is below.

We stayed in La Jolla for the first part of our trip. La Jolla is a charming town to walk around with lots of yummy food and cute shops. It’s even more charming when its 70-something weather is nearly 30 degrees cooler than what you left back home. We sampled as many of its culinary offerings as gastrointestinally possible via Puesta, Catania, Cove Point, and NINE-TEN.

brown pelican
Brown Pelicans faced extinction in the 1970s and were only taken off the endangered species list in 2010.

Our wanderings went beyond satisfying our spoiled stomachs to satisfying our curiosity. We meandered on the shore from Shell Beach to the La Jolla Tide Pools searching for, you guessed it, tide pools. Predictably, we found shells at Shell Beach and tide pools at the La Jolla Tide Pools. I suppose whoever named the beaches in La Jolla had the creative capacity of a piece of carpet. At the tide pools, chiton, hermit crabs, anemones, shore crabs, mussels, limpets, little fish, and snails enjoyed their comfy homes in rock channels as we gawked from above. I find these glimpses into the workings of a watery underworld typically unseen absorbing.

striped shore crab
At the Children’s Pool, we encountered a striped shore crab that agreeably let me take pictures of it being bubbly.

We also spent some time in San Diego proper starting with Balboa Park. In all our trips to San Diego, Jason and I had never explored Balboa’s 16 museums and 1,200 acres beyond the zoo. This time, we took on a tiny fraction of what is available at Balboa through the Japanese Friendship Garden and the Museum of Photographic Arts.

sea curves
La Jolla’s cliffs are cratered with caves and other scenic gaps.

The Japanese Friendship Garden is peaceful and aesthetically balanced making use of a steep ravine to create layers of living display. Its koi pond contains the biggest koi I’ve ever encountered. These “show-quality” specimens make other koi look like Goldfish crackers. Did you know that koi are a symbol of longevity because they can live over 200 years? Nope, I didn’t know that either.

La Jolla Cove
La Jolla Cove is a marine refuge area. Apparently, it gets quite fetid at times due to an overabundance of bird feces.

Being a photographer and photography nerd, I loved the Museum of Photographic Arts. Its collections aren’t extensive, but I found the exhibits on Contemporary Photography from Australia and Hidden Worlds fascinating. The section on spirit photography, a popular form of shooting back in the 1800s expressly for capturing the images of ghosts, was particularly intriguing. You’ve got to give those photographers props for successfully tampering with negatives and using double exposures to create fraudulent phantoms over a century before Photoshop could turn fat rolls into nothing more than apparitions.

in the garden
The Japanese Friendship Garden fuses San Diego’s climate with traditional Japanese garden ideals.

One evening after dinner, we hurried off to the Torrey Pines Natural Reserve to do a short hike on the Guy Fleming Trail. In true Sabin fashion, we finished this one right before darkness set in… with maybe a little running at the end to beat the state rangers locking up for the night… maybe.

descending into the Dolphin
The U.S.S. Dolphin had a crew of 27. It felt too cramped for even one me.

The rest of our evenings, we spent back in La Jolla in the company of a cozy fire as waves hurled themselves onto shore boulders with crushing repetition. Those booming breakers, the sharp call of seagulls, and the grainy gusts of the ocean followed us throughout our stay in La Jolla.

The Euterpe became a star.
The Star of India, the oldest merchant ship still sailing, began her career as the Euterpe.

For one last pre-Comic-Con outing, we visited the Maritime Museum of San Diego. The Maritime Museum contains nine boats and two submarines. Its collection of vessels is diverse and pleasing to board. The U.S.S. Dolphin, a submarine with nearly 40 years of service and the record for operating depth, was the first we embarked. I barely survived 10 minutes in its constricted passageways. I guess I can check sonar technician off my list of possible occupations. The San Salvador, the first European vessel to reach America’s West Coast, may be a giant by historical standards, but it certainly wasn’t a giant by dimensional ones. A full-size replica of this, the first Spanish galleon that sailed into San Diego in 1542, left me in awe of the big things that can happen on small boats. The Star of India is the star of the Maritime Museum. It is the oldest active merchant sailing ship in the world. It was built in 1863 and is still taken out at least once a year. In its 150 years, this craft has circumnavigated the globe over 20 times and accepted such diverse roles as carting immigrants to New Zealand, transporting lumber, and functioning as both a salmon fishing vessel and cannery. Ships ahoy!

transported
Our transporter experience was fun, but I’m not convinced it was worth the opportunity cost.

That brings us to our San Diego Comic Con day. This year was Comic Con’s 50th anniversary and something like our fifth time attending. Traditionally, Sunday is a bit slower day at Comic Con, but it was breaking down conventional barriers with human bodies this time. We waited in line over an hour and a half for a transporter experience, which was maybe worth the wait? I’m still not sure. Somehow, we bought a significant number of items for only having hours in the exhibit hall, like a special-edition Halloween hobbit hole and an articulated, 1:6-scale Picard action figure. It’s common knowledge that everyone needs a Halloween hobbit hole and Picard Barbie. As soon as we got back to our room, I fell asleep on the couch as determined to avoid any further human interaction as the Loch Ness Monster.

Going to San Diego for more than just the most famous comic con on the planet meant we were bombarded by the saline and sweaty nearly equally. Since I got a Picard Barbie out of it, that’s an equivalence I can live with.

Party Like You’re 827!

This summer, Jason and I successfully completed another trip around the sun. Hallelujah and mazel tov! Some celebrating of the Sabin variety was in order, by which I mean costumes, cake, armaments, quests, grub, and ancient sorcery. You know, all the usual birthday stuff.

Snuggling mountains was my primary objective on my birthday. Jason and I spent most of the day in one canyon or another and went to the Foundry Grill at Sundance Resort for dinner accompanied by a few extra familial nibblers.

celebrating with a Shire
You only turn 827 once!

Now, some people parade around on their birthdays in pointy hats; I prefer to parade around in pointy ears. A small entourage of questers joined Jason and me at Evermore, an interactive park, a few days after my birthday for an evening amongst fairies, ogres, and trolls… oh wait, we only had trolls and ogres in our group. We danced, joined guilds, and gobbled all of Bag End. By the way, I’d highly recommend Evermore to anyone that’s ever rolled a 20-sided dice or just relished being a drama queen. The park is exceptional!

peculiar seekers
FBI agents, pirates, elves, and aliens all came together for one unconventional quest.

For Jason’s birthday, some easy-going entertainment was in order. I made breakfast. We went to a matinee and ate dinner at Log Haven, my favorite spot to sniff summer and fine foods simultaneously.

a boy's birthday breakfast
Buttermilk pancakes with smoked salmon and horseradish cream may sound odd, but they were scrumptious.

In observance of Jason’s slow ascension to elderliness, we invited a few friends to go axe throwing with us. My skills oscillated between fairly good and fairly horrible that evening. How can two arms be so inconsistent?

patchy blades
Jason’s axe skills were as erratic as my own.

One of my birthday gifts to Jason was an escape room adventure, an undertaking we like to puzzle over regularly. Yes, we found ourselves questing again with a handful of chums, this time with magical relics our aim and Excalibur ours to claim. With 12 seconds to spare, Camelot was liberated and our egos left undamaged. Phew!

puzzling over Camelot
We escaped with Excalibur in hand and just a few grains left in the hourglass.

Birthdays are a special time when you dress like it’s Halloween, toss weapons around like soccer balls, pull swords from obstinate rocks, and chow down in the crannies of mountains.

Cups, Coasters, and Watercrafts

Families are cool. Cool activities are cooler with a cool family. Here are a few unrelated cool things my cool clan has done together lately. (Yes, I know you are currently questioning the coolness of this content.)

tea and company
Afternoon Tea is an excuse to don a cute dress and request feminine company.

A group of the ladies, and one unintentional man, went to Afternoon Tea at the Grand America Hotel in Salt Lake City. This exceedingly-British affair featured elegant drinks and miniature foods. Posh teas and cocoas, scones with clotted cream, cucumber sandwiches, macaroons, madeleines, and harp music were all part of the tasteful experience. We extended our pinky fingers like pros at pomposity!

an amused family
Lagoon has been amusing patrons for over 130 years.

My parents paid for our entire gang to spend a day at Lagoon together as their Christmas present to us all. We went on a rather warm day with a large chunk of the fam and enjoyed ourselves despite the sizzle. We screamed and laughed on the Cannibal, Wicked, Colossus, Centennial Screamer, Tidal Wave, Rocket, Space Scrambler, Spider, and Dracula’s Castle. One of our nephews informed us he was officially a man because he had conquered the Cannibal, apparently the only prerequisite for manhood these days. We played carnival games for cheap prizes. We ate Dole Whips, frozen lemonades, and giant pretzels. We came home overheated and exhausted but amused. On a side note, if you find yourself at Lagoon, I’d recommend eating at the new beer garden. It offers large portion sizes of flavorful food and, more importantly, plenty of shade.

rafting Weber
The Weber River starts in the Uintas and eventually flows into the Great Salt Lake.

As a bonding adventure, the boys went rafting on the Weber River near Henefer. I received conflicting reports of this event with some depicting fearsome water and others a calm canal. The most accurate accounts indicate the river was fairly mild with Class II+ rapids on occasion. The only point all sources described as intense was the crossing of Concussion Bridge. This railroad overpass was so low to the water that everyone had to lie down in their boats, hence the headache. That nuisance didn’t dampen spirits though even if it dampened shorts. Splashing contests abounded, and the boys came back giggling and recounting incongruent tales of their exploits.

Don’t be jelly of my cool relatives; jelly is what goes on scones with clotted cream.