The Specter of Sulphur Springs

How do you throw a Halloween party safely during a pandemic? Jeepers! Looks like we’ve got a mystery on our hands!

masked managers
We manned a table in our front yard for over six hours.

Being an incorrigible planner, early in the summer I was already working on a backup strategy for our annual Halloween party in the event the pandemic was still causing commotion in October, even though the idea seemed ludicrous at the time. If COVID was still rampant, squishing 100 people inside our house would be a nightmare in a non-Elm-Street way. In an a-ha moment, I realized the easiest means of keeping attendees away from each other was literally separate them. The perfect way to do that? A Scooby-Doo-style mystery that would lead them to different spots in the area. However, for this scheme to happen, first I needed a mystery.

detective necessities
We supplied detective essentials.

I wanted my mystery’s storyline to have tangible and interactive elements. Of course, a creepy cemetery had to be involved along with a man in a mask. I began doing local historical research and discovered an abundant supply of bizarre facts. It turns out, Utah was as wild as the rest of the Wild West back in the 1800s with murders and peculiar happenings aplenty.

the Specter
Ghostly or just greedy?

I overlayed a foundation of the factually uncanny with a fabricated case of my own making, with a little help from Jason. In total, the mystery, which I named The Specter of Sulphur Springs, involved nine stops. One of these, the Hutchings Museum, was reserved in totality just for us.

observational evidence
Some clues could be uncovered from observing surroundings.

We hired five exceptional actors to portray suspects and present clues. These topnotch artists were only available due to the closure of institutes like Disneyland and the Utah Shakespearean Festival. Clues came in the form of puzzle boxes, handwritten notes, newspaper clippings, interrogations, and even candy. Obtaining them required dexterity, brainpower, and sometimes fancy footwork.

puzzling clues
Some clues were hidden inside puzzles. Yup, we are high class!

Jason and I set up operations in our yard during the event to feed, equip, and inform families before they began their quests. In order to maintain separation, we assigned arrival slots to attendees at 15-minute intervals. These slots began at 1:00 p.m. By the time we got all groups on their way, Jason and I only had about 10 minutes to reorganize before units started arriving back from their adventures. Basically, Jason and I were outside assisting groups from 1:00 p.m. until exactly 7:16 p.m. Luckily, the weather was ideal. The next day, a storm came through dropping the mid-sixties down to a high of 36 and a low of 15. Jinkies!

a garage of champions
Behold Champions’ Corner!

Theme-appropriate fare was offered via the Donut Kabobs food truck and subs from Jimmy John’s, 72 subs in total. Additionally, we supplied 48 bags of chips, 36 cookies, 30 bags of nuts, 24 Pocky sticks, 24 fruit sticks, and dozens of chilled drinks. Like, you can’t solve a mystery on an empty stomach.

To the solvers go the spoils!
Those that got reasonably close to solving the mystery received a game. Those that didn’t clearly forgot to eat their Scooby Snacks, so those were provided instead.

We topped tables in our garage with prizes and party favors and only opened the garage door to expose “Champions’ Corner” when distributing these. The kids loved the grand reveal.

Plants vs. Zombies
We had two photographers and one videographer scattered throughout the stops.

Yes, we still held our costume and horrorable movie contests but with substantial modifications so they could be completed entirely online. Between those changes and the other altered aspects of the event, the necessary instructions, to-dos, and to-don’t were so complicated we decided to make a short film to cover all of them rather than resolve an endless stream of questions and confusion.

Gavin Aiken
Does Gavin Aiken rhyme with Kevin Bacon? Why yes it does!

How did planning this affair compare to our usual party responsibilities? More creatively intimidating and logistically challenging but less time-consuming. Writing a storyline, producing character backstories, forming clues, and devising puzzling ways for those clues to be acquired both daunted and enthused me. While I handled the majority of those endeavors, Jason set up a website system to direct groups through the hunt. There were 120 items on our to-do list this year. That’s a new record, but without most of the decorating, the to-dos were less arduous.

evidence of pleasantness
Facilitated by the nice weather, groups stretched out in the park while deciphering evidence.

With the uncertainties of COVID, we were expecting our usual guest count of around 100 to drop to about 50-60. With the timeslots, we couldn’t accommodate more than about 65; we were gambling on the accuracy of our guess. Fortunately, our estimate was correct. Our attendees totaled 53, so we had enough openings for all.

suspicious kinds
Every case needs a list of suspects.

What did we not estimate right? The mystery proceeded smoothly with one hiccup: we miscalculated the quickness of our solvers. It took groups much longer to decipher clues than we anticipated. I guess when you already know the answer, it takes a lot less time to come up with the answer.

Scooby and Shaggy
Like, we don’t go anywhere with scary, spooky, haunted, or forbidden in the title.

Friends and family, thank you for joining us for a groovy non-gathering gathering! If only all of 2020’s cases could be solved with just a bit of taffy, a couple sweet dance moves, a few observations, and some meddling kids.

Unsociable Celebrations

Ah birthdays! Those special days when you get takeout and get tucked away from the world. Wait, am I confusing birthdays with something else? Despite current circumstances, Jason and I weren’t going to let COVID keep us from celebrating our birthdays properly. With the excessive amusement oozing from the paragraphs below, it should be apparent that social responsibility and fun can walk hand in hand like a conscientious unicorn and a fireworks-flavored ice cream cone.

My birthday started out just right. Jason made me yummy German oven pancakes for breakfast. I guess I have a well-deserved reputation for being a pancake porker. In the afternoon, we headed up American Fork Canyon expecting to hike to Silver Lake, but the crowds convinced us to change plans. We ended up on the Deer Creek-Dry Creek Trail. Going as far as time allowed on this path, we saw no one. Before starting our return journey, Jason pulled a kouign amann, candle, and lighter from his backpack. There on the slopes leading to Box Elder Peak, he sang happy birthday to me. Jason truly is a rock star of a husband.

deserted desserts
Birthdays don’t get much better than eating delicious desserts on deserted mountainsides.

After our hike, my parents and sister joined us in our backyard for Indian takeout and Queen Emma cake. It was as close to a birthday party as one can get these days.

masked and mouthwatering
Jason served my family members cake in the most sterile way possible.

On Jason’s birthday, I made a brunch of waffle iron hash browns and Aussie breakfast mess. Did making this meal take longer than it should have? Isn’t the answer to that question always yes? Oddly enough, the breakfast mess was much tidier than the hash browns as the hash browns were nearly impossible to remove from the waffle iron. Sorry Ree Drummond, but I was not impressed.

After that feast, we just kept eating. For dinner, I took Jason to Afterword in Heber. This restaurant was chosen specifically because of its ample outdoor seating though the food alone would have been sufficient reason for a visit. We shared the fried chicken supper for two, which seemed more like fried chicken for 10, but the best part of our meal was the humble buttermilk biscuits and collard greens. I’m pretty sure I could gleefully eat those biscuits every day from now until forever.

Afterword's buttermilk biscuits
These may not look like much, but they were marvelous in their flaky simplicity.

We often go to a summer box office hit on Jason’s birthday. That tradition was maintained this year. Raiders of the Lost Ark was a huge hit back in 1981. The drive-in provided a chance for us to enjoy this classic once again.

COVID isn’t the ruiner of all things, but it is the changer of many things. Even in 2020, celebrations can occur with a few alterations. We didn’t let COVID wreck a couple of perfectly good birthdays.

The Annual Amid the Pandemic

Celebrating anything during COVID requires creativity and flexibility. Our anniversary this year evolved into not involving any trips, but it did take us outside our house, which is practically like a trip these days.

It was Jason’s turn to plan our anniversary activities. With so much uncertainty at present, I didn’t begrudge him the task. He made us a berries and cream cheese French toast casserole for breakfast, which we enjoyed on our patio. In the afternoon, we went on a hike along the Bonneville Shoreline Trail to the Bear Canyon Bridge and back, which was just over 3.5 miles. Jason picked this path because wildflowers were reported to be in bloom. They were. We encountered 16 or 17 different types of blossoms, some of them covering whole hillsides in sheaths of violet or blush.

Bear Canyon Bridge
The trail was empty until the bridge thanks to a shorter access point from the other side.
wild color
The hillsides were brimming with blooming dots.

Afterward, we went to dinner at The Charleston Draper, which had recently reopened to guests. We sat in their courtyard under towering trees and twinkle lights at least 10 feet away from anyone; it was conscientiously charming. This normal outing was sprinkled with oddities like masked employees and used dishes being treated like radioactive waste, but it was enlivening to be able to celebrate in a practically standard way even in that alternate universe.

custom coverings
You can find anything online, including custom wrapping paper.

We spent the evening around a firepit in our backyard roasting marshmallows and spotting falling stars. It was basically a scene from a quirky but warming rom-com.

hot and tasty
A cozy fire and a hot man? Sign me up!

Although not our usual celebration, we had a perfect day. After all, an anniversary is best spent with just two. Thanks, COVID for making togetherness inescapable.

COVID need not eradicate your own anniversary celebrations. Here are just a few ways you can commemorate your special day while maintaining social distance:

1. Lots of restaurants have created outdoor eating space. Make use of it.

2. Rent a cabin or condo in a remote location. You can get away from your house and still avoid people.

3. Enjoy al fresco dining in your own backyard.

4. Take in a drive-in movie. Many are playing old romantic favorites like Sleepless in Seattle and The Notebook.

5. Escape into nature on a hike or on a bike.

6. Take a hike and have a picnic on a deserted hillside.

7. Have a cookies and games night with homemade cookies and two-player games like Castles of Burgundy or Patchwork.

8. Prepare a delicious meal together using an online cooking class. Options include Gordon Ramsay’s Masterclass, America’s Test Kitchen, and cooking with the New York Times.