What kind of nerds would we be if we didn’t attend our
homegrown geek fest? Embarrassingly shameful ones, and that’s saying a lot
because, as non-apologetic nerds, not much shames us. Hence, Jason and I went
to FanX again this spring and avoided that unimaginable disgrace.
While this FanX was smaller than some of its predecessors, it
still had more panels and hall space than we had time to experience. So, no
complaints here about size.
We attended the John Cleese panel as our first order of
business. John was hilarious and not at all PC. He dropped five F bombs,
despite the instructions he received not to… or maybe because of them. He
brought up politics frequently, another no-no. John was controversial, cantankerous,
and enormously entertaining. What would you expect from a cofounder of Monty
Python?
Next, we went to the Warwick Davis panel. Warwick Davis has
been in a number of iconic fantasy and sci-fi franchises including Star Wars, Willow,
and Harry Potter. He had a rich diversity of stories to share about his time on
these film series.
Our last panel of the day featured the accountants of The Office. Brian Baumgartner, Angela
Kinsey, and Oscar Nunez were all quirky and lovable. Surprisingly, they displayed
characteristics contrary to their screen personalities. Go figure.
The second day, we dressed in our Fantastic Beasts getups. These were popular with the assembled fans,
and we ended up stopping for pictures frequently. We were okay with that. We brought
balance to the universe by getting our own photos with the stars of Shazam
and the accountants of The Office. In between some exhibit hall
wandering, we also went to the Evermore panel and learned about Mythos
enchantments. There be dragons!
Jason and I were cool with this smaller FanX affair. The only
thing this con was missing was a meetup with friends over a meal. Conflicting
schedules and MIA associates made our usual dinner with recaps a no-go. We’ll
get you next time Gadget!
When Jason and I first visited Escalante and stayed at
Escalante Yurts, I immediately thought it would be a perfect spot for some
family adventures and togetherness. Two years later, Jason and I made that
bonding outing happen as our birthday present to everyone in my clan.
Planning this trip was a bit complicated. We told the group
about our idea last November and managed to schedule a weekend this spring when
the yurts and almost all my family were available. Although we planned months
in advance, only 75% of the crew ended up attending. Still, it was the greatest
concentration of us in a remote location in over 20 years. Hallelujah for my preparation
inclinations!
We all arrived at the yurts within an hour or two of each other. Then, eighteen of us ate pizza and Spanish anchovies at Escalante Outfitters. Escalante Outfitters is an unconventional but tasty consortium of lodgings, gear, and grub. After dinner, we wasted no time getting pungently smoky around a campfire. Encompassed in its crackling hospitality, we chatted until after midnight.
The next morning, we headed off on the 5.5-mile trek to
Lower Calf Creek Falls, one of Escalante’s most popular paths. Our group spread
out quickly between teenagers trying to impress each other with speed and
younger children not being entirely convinced they wanted to move. Jason and I stayed
with the slower faction and kept the kids distracted through entertaining
readings and dramatizations at each of the trail’s 14 interpretive stops. It
was an enjoyable ramble with plenty of meaningful conversations, merriment, and
views of marvelous wilderness.
We spent the evening hanging around the yurts and carrying
out an epic Easter egg hunt covering a significant portion of the yurt’s 20
acres. Usually, our Easter hunts are impressive only in terms of the number of
items hidden. Obviously, this one’s ambitiousness extended to terrain
complexity and size.
On our return journey, we made lots of stops. The first was
to see the Freemont granaries along the Escalante River and hike to the 100 Hands
Pictograph. This short, and somewhat-adventurous, trek has lots of points of
interest that kept the kids attentive. I’ve heard rumors that it was the
favorite outing of the weekend for many.
Next, we snacked and refreshed ourselves at Kiva Koffeehouse
amidst gorgeous views and agreeable sunshine. Then, at Anasazi State Park, the
kids and once-upon-a-time kids explored replica dwellings and viewed artifacts
dating back to 1050. The last stop on our way home was Hell’s Backbone Grill, an
appetizing diversion. The Jenchiladas were just as scrumptious as I remembered
them.
This weekend excursion was basically a reunion sponsored by
the Sabins. I wish my entire family could have come, but it was still awesome
to have a significant portion present. We got to witness Ryan’s performing
skills, sample Andrew’s chili, watch the kids excavate muddy stumps in search
of golden eggs, eat anchovies like the aliens on V, and laugh about childhood
mishaps. It reminded me that my brother has a superb sense of humor, my sister
an infinite reserve of kindness, and that countless connections bind us to each
other. Happy birthday everyone!
We visited Moab again this spring like we do every year. This
time, instead of undertaking the most protracted hikes and activities possible,
we made this a trip of the minute. Little hikes, short stops, and quick
diversions added up to a busy but awesome weekend.
Moab is usually pleasant in March, but “pleasant” may have
been a stretch this time. The first night, temperatures dropped below freezing.
We encountered ice on our initial hike the following morning, which happened to
be through Moonflower Canyon. Moonflower Canyon’s one-mile-roundtrip path
doesn’t pass anything particularly interesting; I’m not sure I would recommend
it unless you want an easy trek for kids. The rock art at the mouth of the
canyon is cool though. It can be viewed by walking just south of the parking
lot.
The Birthing Scene, just a few minutes from Moonflower, was
our next stop. This is a large boulder that has petroglyphs on all four sides,
some of them quite singular. No hiking is required to reach this distinctive rock,
making it a worthy stop for even halfhearted sightseers.
Our last outing along Kane Creek Road that morning was a
hike to Funnel Arch. While this trail is only one mile in total, it requires a class
five climb up a small cliff without a rope. Isn’t the necessity of a rope what
makes a class five climb a class five climb? Luckily, Jason is a monkey when it
comes to scrambling, and he was able to help me, and my stubby limbs, navigate
this precipice. I wouldn’t recommend this trail to those with small children or
a strong sense of self-preservation. Admittedly, Funnel Arch is magnificent and
probably worth the bother.
These short activities gave us the flexibility to get to our
sunset photography tour with Tom Till on time, which was a Valentine’s Day
present from Jason. Tom Till has been photographing Moab for about four
decades. Although Jason and I are more familiar with Moab than its typical visitors,
Tom showed us some spots we had never been. We got shots of Eye of the Whale
Arch in pleasing afternoon light, took in the view from a secluded section of the
Pinyon Interpretive Loop, and stopped for some reflection pictures in a couple
fleeting ponds along Sand Flats Road. Normally, spare water is not part of Moab’s
landscape, but it had gotten some serious rain in the preceding weeks. Capturing
this atypical moisture was fun. Since I take portraits much more frequently
than landscapes, I found Tom’s tour informative and interesting. My biggest
lesson learned was noticing lighting changes; they are dependent not just on
time of day but also on time of year.
The next day, we went down to the newly designated Shash Jaa
Unit of Bears Ears National Monument. I remain confused about whether this area
is still slated to be called Bears Ears. Whatever its official name, I’d call
it splendid.
You aren’t supposed to get up during vacations at 6:30, but we bucked habit to make it to House on Fire Ruins while light reflecting off canyon walls consumed it in daily flames. We trekked through Mule Canyon in time to photograph this midmorning phenomenon. Mule’s walls seemed to not only reflect the sun but a patient wisdom from watching civilizations spring up and disappear again over the eons. The stream flowing through it, probably much deeper and wider than normal, harmonized its tranquil chant to the hushed dignity of the vibrant hills.
After burning photos, we checked out Mule Canyon Ruins. These
remnants are easy to get to and make a nice brief stop. The partially-excavated
structures include a kiva, towers, and connecting tunnels.
Next, we hiked to Cave Tower Ruins. These ruins consist of seven
structures surrounding a spring at the mouth of a canyon, most of which have
crumbled to rubble over the last 700 years. Even though time’s tenacity has
removed some of the interest of this site, its peace and presence justify a
visit.
Remember, I said this was a trip of many short stops? Well,
we kept stopping. Butler Wash Ruins was the next in our long string of distractions.
This brief ramble leads to an overlook above a rock alcove filled with
structures from the 1200s. These buildings are reminiscent of Mesa Verde, probably
because the inhabitants of Mesa Verde heavily influenced the residents of
Butler.
Somehow, after all those breaks, we made it back to Moab
just in time for a photography experiment at Faux Fall. Although made in the 1980s
by tinkering humans not God, this “fake” cascade looks anything but fake, and the
cottonwoods and desert shrubs surrounding it don’t seem to mind either way. We
wanted to make it to Faux Fall for sunset photos, and we did. As assumed, I took
a surplus number of pictures.
Our last day in Moab, we hiked a portion of the Porcupine
Rim Trail to a few viewpoints overlooking Castle Valley. We found this trail in
an unusual state due to the odd combination of precipitation and chilliness
that Moab had been experiencing. Snow covered large sections of the first
portion. Slick mud bogged and streams of water flowed over the rest of the path
making us glad we weren’t dragging our bikes that day. We didn’t see many jeepers,
bikers, or dirt bikers, probably for the afore mentioned reasons. Muck made the
going slow, but viewpoints made it meaningful. The whitewashed La Sals provided
a stark contrast to the scarlets of sandstone and the jades of juniper and
pinyon. The consensus? Both Jason and I were glad we trekked this trail, but we
would pick other hikes to repeat before this one.
We may not have embarked on any grandiose explorations
during this visit to Moab, but we took in a lot of beautiful, and often-overlooked,
components of an exceptional section of the planet.
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